Singapore Airlines: no sex on board our A 380s please.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Asher
What's the difference between a private suite (in an airplane on a 22-hour flight) and a private suite (in a hotel room for 1 hour)?

What, apart from the view, altitude, price, geographical location, room service, proximity to shops, ensuite facilities and distance from your car?

Not to mention the education, wine, fresh water supply, roads, law-and-order and public 'ealth. What has the A380 ever done for us!

[/cleese]

[FrostyBoy]

IIRC, the seat turns into a bed, and the cubicle can be closed with a curtain, not a door (due to safety reasons I think).

Singapore Airlines They have the highest standard in the world, most of the pilots are from other countries, like Australia, New Zealand and England.

Despite that the Singaporean cabin crew MUST be female, must be over a certain height (quite tall), under certain weight (like super skinny) and often satisfy the pilots needs at whatever hotels.
I hear most of the girls can't take it, but they make craploads of $$$. And when they come out of this job, they are complete and utter *****es, (more-so).

[Wezil]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
...when they come out of this job, they are complete and utter *****es, (more-so).

Really?!

Do they have a support group?

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
Despite that the Singaporean cabin crew MUST be female, must be over a certain height (quite tall), under certain weight (like super skinny) and often satisfy the pilots needs at whatever hotels.

[FrostyBoy]

Singapore is a breeding ground for *****es.

[phoenixcager]

Originally posted by FrostyBoy
Despite that the Singaporean cabin crew MUST be female,

Completely untrue.

http://www.singaporeair.com/saa/en_UK/content/company_info/careers/local_cabincrew_details.jsp

[b etor]

Originally posted by Flubber


Seen it? never. Experienced it ? Just once and it wasn't intercourse-- that was not going to happen-- But long flights at night can be perfect for some fooling around

qft

[FrostyBoy]

Come on phoenixcager, you know its bullcrap.

[Arrian]

I bet telling people not to will actually increase the amount of sex going on.

-Arrian

[b etor]

i bet you are one of those people that like to state the obvious.

[Arrian]

Occasionally I do don my Captain Obvious hat, it's true.

-Arrian

[Lord Avalon]

Perhaps they should just cane people who have sex on their planes.

[Krill]

What, and join in?

[b etor]

[Wiglaf]

It is my hope that pleasure seekers who engage in sex on planes are thrown out of the planes. This is similar to what happens in the movie Under Siege 2 (except that was on a train). If they are so attached to sex while the plane descends, then they will like sex when they are descending. And we will never have to deal with their tomfoolery and loud noises while our planes take us to our destination ever again. This is a win win but it will only work if this policy is not advertised.