Holywood aggr...idiots to remake Birds

[Julian Delphiki]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST
Considering the normal trend in movie making today, I assume that "Birds - The Remake" will contain a group of youths who save the whole city from peril and it, of course, will contain at least 1-2 love affairs between members of said group, with one of the lovers (very probably a woman) getting killed during love play or shortly thereafter

And of course in this group will be an ultracool dude, the hero, who singlehandedly is responsible for putting an end to this threat (and for saving his girlfriend in at least one scene from certain death by the birds)

There also needs to be one protagonist who is trying to warn everyone about this devastating bird threat from beginning, but will simply be not believed and will be ignored until **** hits the fan and it's too late. That's sure gonna score some originality points..

[Hercules]

And it will be called:

Die Bird 2

[Bkeela]

What is Hollywood going to do when all classic films have been rehashed? Oh. Of course. Make remakes of the remakes. For infinity.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

News just in.

In order to give the film greater appeal to key markets, the threat will no longer come from birds. It'll be velociraptors instead.

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
News just in.

In order to give the film greater appeal to key markets, the threat will no longer come from birds. It'll be velociraptors instead.

So this girl (Charlize Theron?) goes into this petshop and buys two velociraptors in a cage? Awesome

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by JulianD
There also needs to be one protagonist who is trying to warn everyone about this devastating bird threat from beginning,

"I tell you, my canary just beat the crap outta my cat! Why won't anyone believe me?!?"

[kittenOFchaos]

Edit: Rethought my bad post.

[Berzerker]

Considering the normal trend in movie making today, I assume that "Birds - The Remake" will contain a group of youths who save the whole city from peril and it, of course, will contain at least 1-2 love affairs between members of said group, with one of the lovers (very probably a woman) getting killed during love play or shortly thereafter

And of course in this group will be an ultracool dude, the hero, who singlehandedly is responsible for putting an end to this threat (and for saving his girlfriend in at least one scene from certain death by the birds)

dont forget the obnoxious stoner who gets his after toking up

[Berzerker]

oh yeah, I had a big crush on Tippi

[Hueij]

I just found out they made yet another remake of Invasion of the bodysnatchers...

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
I suppose she wets her diapers with rage everytime some group performs Shakespeare with modern takes because, you know, The Bard wrote his plays to appeal only to the Elizabethan upper crust and we should too.

Plays are meant to be adapted and interpreted.

This is just cheap schlock promoted by vapid producers who are either afraid of original concepts, or who simply don't have any.

What next? Hey, let's remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre.