George Lucas, not content to let dead horse lie, begins raping it with lightsaber...

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Hey, I've got a great idea for a plot for Lucas' new TV show.
It seems there's this ring which possesses the powers of the old Sith. The ring is in the possession of an elderly Jedi, Dildo, who bequeths it to his son Frito. Frito is a padawan being trained by the great master Jedi, Goodgulf. Goodgulf learns that the Sith Lord Sorehead is returning to claim the ring in order to restore the Sith to their former greatness. Goodgulf sends word to Frito to go on the lam, but is way laid by the Jedi traitor, Sourpuss. Eventually Goodgulf escapes and joins Frito who by now is accompanied by his friends, SammyDavis, Dr Pepper, and Murky. With Goodgulf the group is also joined by Legolamb, Arrowhead, Gimpy, and Boring. Together they go off on a quest to destroy the evil ring.

[Dr Strangelove]

Allright! I'm not the only one who read that!

[Zkribbler]

I used to own a copy of Bored of the Rings
Then I loaned it to a friend.

[Straybow]

Don't forget Tim Benzedrino!

[Straybow]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Hyperspeed. Lightsabers. The Force.

Edit: I forgot one: that technological terror, the Death Star.

Yes, well I thought many things were so cool when I was 13 and SW came out. Then I took Physics in high school and realized the absurdity of the Death Star, the power requirements blowing up an entire planet, and for a light saber (even if you handwave the concept of a plasma blade).