What is your zombie apocalypse survival plan?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Shrapnel12
I'm also the least likely to be the victim of a terrorist attack.

Cities

Country

Of course, teh price you pay is a mind-numbingly boring lifestyle

[Riesstiu IV]

Also, there's a greater chance of getting gang raped by dim-witted hillbillies.

[Shrapnel12]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Also, there's a greater chance of getting gang raped by dim-witted hillbillies.

Only if you're related!

[Wezil]

gang raped by dim-witted hillbillies vs. brains eaten by zombies

[LordShiva]

Maybe you should start a poll.

[Wezil]

I think I'd find some sort of impervious butt covering and a football helmet.

edit: I only use polls for the truly important issues. I think my last one was on pubic hair.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Hmmm...living in Greater London with a lack of weaponry I could be in trouble very fast

Use your weapon of choice for chavs. Drive over the zombies.

[Blake]

I'd flee the city on foot (and other non-car transport like scooter or bicycle), unarmed. The reason for going unarmed - typically in a zombie movie you're being chased by zombies. That means, if you stop to fight a zombie, more zombies will catch up to you. You can't win by fighting, only die fighting.
Once in the countryside I'd GTA a motor vehicle and go loot some farmhouses, of course before looting I'd claim that "I'm looking for survivors".
Of course once I have a vehicle I'd arm myself.

I'd then pretty much flee as far from civilization as possible, like finding a really remote farmhouse. Preferably I'd have found some other survivors smart or stupid enough to follow me :P.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Dauphin


Use your weapon of choice for chavs. Drive over the zombies.

How can you discern a chav from a zombie. Aren't their mannerism and body language fairly similar?

[Krill]

It'd be a plausible excuse for "Chav huinting" I suppose...

[Japher]

you need a plausible excues?

[Spec]

Steal a tank and go for broke.

Spec.

[Krill]

probably not, considering all the police that become zombies.

[onodera]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
How are you going to have time to read it and prepare once the zombies start scratching at your door and windows?

Guess what? I already have read it. And I'm more or less prepared. I live in an apartment block.

Tenants living above the ground floor are almost always safer than those in any type of house. Destroying the staircase effectively isolates the rest of the building. With the elevator turned off and the fire escape too high for a zombie to reach (strict limits are imposed by law), any apartment house can become an instant haven from the walking dead.

I have an apartment on the third floor (can get down if I have to evacuate) with a steel door. I have a bath I can fill with potable water and another smaller plastic bath I can fill with more water. I have enough buckwheat to last me a month, and one shouldn't try to evacuate during the first month of the empidemic.

There is no need to flee the city or town as soon as you hear that the dead are walking. In fact, this is highly discouraged. In the first hours of a zombie attack, most of the population will try desperately to escape. Roads will become a mass of stationary vehicles and panicked people, a situation that is rife with the potential for violence. Until the living destroy the dead, or the dead overrun the living, trying to flee would only add more bodies to the anarchy. So load your weapons, prepare for a fight, but stay put, stay safe, stay alert. And what better place to do so than in the comfort of your own home?

If the infestation cannot be contained and will not be dealt with within a month, it's time to flee. I just need a to buy a bicycle before it all begins.

[Aeson]

I'd "borrow" a sailboat down at the marina, take along some fishing gear and all the sunscreen I could loot along the way. Then sail S.

I haven't watched a lot of Zombie movies, but the ones I've seen have never involved sailing the tropics.