What is your zombie apocalypse survival plan?

[Vesayen]

Scenario:
You wake up tommorow morning wherever you normally sleep, you look out the window and you see it is a zombie apocalypse, a mix of the "classic" slow zombies and the fast and scary, but still stupid zombies from dawn of the dead(new one), or 28 days/weeks later.

If your a night owl, assume you learn of the zombie apocalypse when you wake up in the evening.

The zombie apocalypse is real people and it IS coming, FEMA and the department of homeland security want you to be prepared.

What is your survival plan?

[Shrapnel12]

As zombies were once people, they will only be where people once were. Also, in most movies, zombies still act in a primal human way and thus hang where humans usually hang. Thus, my key to survivial is to pack lots of food, water, weapons, and other survival gear and head into the most remote area I can find. In my travels, I'd always take back roads and avoid once populated areas.

A second alternative might be hiding out in bomb shelters once made in case of WW III

[snoopy369]

YAY mars lander That or an asteroid colony, or something RAMA-like. If you can posit zombies I can posit spaceborne intelligences

[Vesayen]

Lame answers! How will you get a mars lander or an asteroid colony? How will you get weapons and survival gear?

[Shrapnel12]

Originally posted by Vesayen
Lame answers! How will you get a mars lander or an asteroid colony? How will you get weapons and survival gear?

Local hardware store? I mean, the world isn't going to instantly be covered in zombies overnight. The most populated areas will have the zombies first. I live in a rural area. I'll have plenty of time to collect all I need and by the time a zombie first steps foot in my town, I'll be a hundred miles from the nearest living or undead human.

[Zkribbler]

I'd switch to the winning side.

Change! Chaaaaaaaange! Chaaaaaaaaaaaange!!

[Patroklos]

Hmmmm.... I would take my boat boat to Fort Sumter in Charleston Harbor. Good shelter and fortifications, the currents are far too strong for a zombie to walk under water (and the fort has walls anyways). I'd have my boat to go on foraging missions. And all the fishing a guy could want.

The only question is can I snag enough beer to make the fishing tolerable.

[Arrian]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords...

My strategy would be to flee. I'm no good at combat - either ranged or hand to hand. I'm basically zombie meat. So it's flight, then. Run away!

Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away...

-Arrian

[Japher]

I'd take up hold in a movie theater and live out the rest of my days binging on popcorn and whatever I could scavange from nearby grovery stores and wandering animal herds.

Oh, in case you are wondering, zombies won't attack movie theaters. Even the brainless know that zombies don't fair well at the box office.

[Shrapnel12]

Originally posted by Japher
I'd take up hold in a movie theater and live out the rest of my days binging on popcorn and whatever I could scavange from nearby grovery stores and wandering animal herds.

Oh, in case you are wondering, zombies won't attack movie theaters. Even the brainless know that zombies don't fair well at the box office.

[BeBMan]

Being an euroweenie I'd invite those zombies to talk about their grievances and what society can do to help them

[Shrapnel12]

talk about their grievances

Not enough brains to eat?

what society can do to help them

Shave your head and lean over so I can take a big bite.

[DinoDoc]

They actually involve you as a critical part of the plan, Vesayen. In almost all versions of the plan, I feed you to the zombies to buy time for my escape.

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Vesayen
Lame answers! How will you get a mars lander or an asteroid colony? How will you get weapons and survival gear?

If you get to posit a zombie invasion by multiple zombie theories, I get to posit an alien civilization inviting me onto their ship

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by snoopy369
If you get to posit a zombie invasion by multiple zombie theories, I get to posit an alien civilization inviting me onto their ship

Are these...uh...hot alien babes...in miniskirts and go-go boots...with multiple sets of bossoms??