...I've come up with a great suicide note:
I can't shoot Bush because then Cheney will become President.
I can't shoot Bush and Cheney because then Palosi will become President.
I can't shoot Bush, Cheney and Palosi, because then Reid will become President.
I can't shoot Bush, Cheney, Palosi and Reid because then Rice will become President.
It's easier just to shoot myself.
I can't shoot Bush and Cheney because then Palosi will become President.
I can't shoot Bush, Cheney and Palosi, because then Reid will become President.
I can't shoot Bush, Cheney, Palosi and Reid because then Rice will become President.
It's easier just to shoot myself.
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