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  • #1

    I'm not planning suicide but...

    ...I've come up with a great suicide note:

    I can't shoot Bush because then Cheney will become President.
    I can't shoot Bush and Cheney because then Palosi will become President.
    I can't shoot Bush, Cheney and Palosi, because then Reid will become President.
    I can't shoot Bush, Cheney, Palosi and Reid because then Rice will become President.
    It's easier just to shoot myself.
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  • #2
    Not bad.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Maybe you should start a service were you get paid to create suicide notes for people. With the war, falling dollar, and out corrupt government I'm sure you could make a bundle.

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      • #4
        That image of the banana, itself a phallic symbol, thrusting its hips in an Elvis like manner, is indecent and inappropriate for a family site, thanks.

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        • #5
          Yeah, well at least that image didn't shoot a guy in the face.

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          • #6
            The note itself is just retarded. Cheney would be the third best president this country has ever had..

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            • #7
              *reports thread to the Secret Service*
              Unbelievable!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wiglaf
                That image of the banana, itself a phallic symbol, thrusting its hips in an Elvis like manner, is indecent and inappropriate for a family site, thanks.
                That you think a dancing banana is somehow sexual speaks volumes about you, Wiggie.
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                • #9
                  I can't shoot Bush and Cheney because then Palosi will become President
                  Aren't you in her district? Didn't you vote for her?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wiglaf
                    The note itself is just retarded. Cheney would be the third best president this country has ever had..


                    Sorry man
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                    • #11
                      The chain of succession is actually Bush-Cheney-Pelosi-Robert Byrd (as president pro tempore of the Senate).

                      Not that that changes your argument any.
                      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                      • #12
                        How many people would Zkrib have to shoot before we get Rufus for president?
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                        • #13
                          Wiggie: Which, in your opinion are the first two?
                          "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                          "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                          • #14
                            GWB, Eisenhower, Lincoln, Reagan. So make him the fifth best.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Traianvs




                              Sorry man
                              It's cool holmes

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