Why do I think I've been swindled?

[Aeson]

40 Virgins would make me think of Allah. Itching beard makes me think of Gillette and Lasers.

[snoopy369]

Shaves just about as close as a blade and no cuts Also stays sharp forever practically, at least according to the reviews (i've had mine for 3 months and no trouble so far... )

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Aeson
Allah didn't do a very good job either. Cause when I grow out my beard it itches like crazy. What good is itching?

They itch for the for week. Then, you should be okay.

[Aeson]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
They itch for the for week. Then, you should be okay.

Isn't this always the case with religion... "Sure, it's no fun now... but if you just trust in [Beard] you'll receive blessings without end."

It's all lies though, my beard itches for as long as I have it. Stop trying to convert me!