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  • #31
    well he married her for one. why marry a crazy lady?

    sooooo if that wasn't what he did to deserve it then there would have been another reason.

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    • #32
      I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. I know how women are.

      All cute and easy to get along with, until you're trapped.
      Then they turn into spitting, hissing demon cats from Hell.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #33
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        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #34
          She's ok. I'm watching her real close though.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #35
            pshhh not alllll women are like that.
            my older sister? soooo not like that.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by b etor
              wow some women are so cruel
              i wonder what he did to deserve it.
              Umm.. How about living with his ex for 3 years and siting around in the nude drinking vodka all day? I'm sure he doesn't have a job either.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #37
                Where do you get all that from?
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #38
                  What he did to deserve it? From my lengthy experience with women I can answer that.



                  He reached puberty.
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                  • #39
                    we don't know the details, but he was probably raping her, or expecting sex from her.

                    maybe if he didn't sit around naked all day, drinking vodka, he could get a job and afford a place of his own.

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                    • #40
                      Maybe if he didn't sit around naked all day, drinking vodka, he would have noticed his ex-wife was still hanging around the flat .
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #41
                        It doesn't say he doesn't work. It doesn't say he was expecting sex. It says he was watching television.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          It doesn't say he doesn't work. It doesn't say he was expecting sex. It says he was watching television.
                          Maybe he was watching naked women on TV
                          instead of looking at his Ex wife who ran in lingerie through the flat and wanted Sex from him



                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                          • #43
                            Maybe she was chilly and wanted to build a fire to warm things up.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand
                              It doesn't say he doesn't work. It doesn't say he was expecting sex. It says he was watching television.
                              In Russia there's a lot of men who live with their ex, don't work, and drink vodka all day. I saw a documentary on it.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                              • #45
                                They lost their jobs when the Sovs got booted so naturally their wives left them. They still have to live with the wives because of lack of housing so of course they drink alot. The wives can't make their ex miserable anymore because he's drunk all the time so she, predictably, sets his penis on fire.

                                Would you be so different? Would I? Well yes, I would, because I married a filipina.
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