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  • #46
    i'm glad that's working out for you.
    it's really not working for my dad tho. he picked a bad one.

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    • #47
      Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #48
        Originally posted by b etor
        i'm glad that's working out for you.
        it's really not working for my dad tho. he picked a bad one.
        Manila Everything's better in the provinces.
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        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Lancer
          They lost their jobs when the Sovs got booted so naturally their wives left them.
          Yes, probably
          They still have to live with the wives because of lack of housing so of course they drink alot.
          I think they drank a lot before though.
          The wives can't make their ex miserable anymore because he's drunk all the time so she, predictably, sets his penis on fire.
          It's easy to make drunks miserable. In America you just do things to them when they are passed out. Hide their booze etc...
          Would you be so different? Would I? Well yes, I would, because I married a filipina.
          Me say good idea
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Kidicious


            In Russia there's a lot of men who live with their ex, don't work, and drink vodka all day. I saw a documentary on it.
            Divorced Russian men
            EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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            • #51
              Hwo did he not notice her starting a fire if he was watching TV? Was it like a fake blowjob and she had gas in her mouth?!

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                Кто - то производил мой член!
                Someone was manufacturing your penis? Cause that's what you've said.

                May I invite you all to the 'death porn' section on the eXile website (http://exile.ru)? It's full of gruesome stories about Russian trailer trash. Well, actually, small municipal flat in a multi-storeyed housing project trash.
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • #53
                  so this guy has burns over 30 % of his body and he says she was aiming for his penis ?
                  "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                  • #54
                    Maybe he's really hairy.
                    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                    Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                    One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by dannubis
                      so this guy has burns over 30 % of his body and he says she was aiming for his penis ?
                      He wants us to think that his penis is 30% of his body.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Lord Avalon
                        Maybe he's really hairy.
                        iiiiiiiiiiiiicky.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by b etor


                          iiiiiiiiiiiiicky.
                          Not hairy any more.
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                          • #58
                            hooray!

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by b etor


                              iiiiiiiiiiiiicky.
                              so you like your men clean shaven?

                              I know that's the trend now days. The Tom Selleck trend is out . Women want men that look like girls

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                              • #60
                                Whatever American girls want I'm sure it/he is totally useless. That's why the taxpayer is paying for raising half the kids and good, fine, upstanding young men such as yourself Dis, go without.
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