Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

[SlowwHand]

We were just discussing ex's and whether one in particular was a Grade A *****.
I daresay the ex that was being discussed doesn't...
hold a candle, to this one.

2 hours, 6 minutes ago

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

[Lorizael]

"The attack climaxed..."

Now that's not a very nice thing to say...

[Arrian]

Yikes.

Naked, watching TV, drinking vodka.
Burning penis

-Arrian

[Zkribbler]

The use of the phrase

doesn't...
hold a candle, to this one.

is also disturbing.

[Shrapnel12]

And men are supposed to be the violent ones. At least we don't go chopping of their breasts or some such thing. Why do women always have to go for the genitals!?

[Winston]

They say he suffered burns over 30% of his body. It must have involved a most rare case of

Spoiler:

Great Balls of Fire

[BeBMan]

Burning love.....

[aneeshm]

If this happened in India, and he cursed the woman while this was happening, he'd go to jail for 18 years, for "abusing" her.

[Arrian]

Yeah, I'm sure.

-Arrian

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by BeBro
Burning love.....

Hmm, I wasn't thinking of Hunka, Hunka Burning Love but rather:

I'm so hot for you.
I'm so hot for you.
I'm so hot for you.
But you're so cold!

I'm so hot for you.
I'm so hot for you.
I'm so hot for you.
I'm a bleedin' volcano!

[lord of the mark]

Ring Of Fire Lyrics
» Johnny Cash
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by aneeshm
If this happened in India, and he cursed the woman while this was happening, he'd go to jail for 18 years, for "abusing" her.

More likely the authorities would have laughed at the man for not beating his wife enough to keep her in line.

[BeBMan]

Sounds like a hoax though - I mean "I was burning like a torch." - literally? I don't think the human body gets up in flames normally that easy, of course it will be extremely painful, and his skin/flesh will be burnt, but I wouldn't image it as "open fire". Unless she used that vodka first as accelerator...

[Winston]

Oh Nikita, is it cold
in your little corner of the world
you could have a plate of borscht *
and turn your ex into a human torch

And if there comes a time
flames and sparks no longer glow from him
and if the fire starts to wane
just pour some vodka on and light again

*) Mmm, yum:

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by BeBro
Sounds like a hoax though - I mean "I was burning like a torch." - literally? I don't think the human body gets up in flames normally that easy, of course it will be extremely painful, and his skin/flesh will be burnt, but I wouldn't image it as "open fire". Unless she used that vodka first as accelerator...

I figured she used the vodka.