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  • #16
    stop drop and roll, or its nearest Russian equivilent.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Whoha
      stop drop and roll, or its nearest Russian equivilent.
      Not so easy to maintain presence of mind when your Ivanovich is on fire.
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      • #18
        Serb?
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #19
          Must have been watching a pretty interesting program...
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          • #20
            Originally posted by BeBro
            Sounds like a hoax though - I mean "I was burning like a torch." - literally? I don't think the human body gets up in flames normally that easy, of course it will be extremely painful, and his skin/flesh will be burnt, but I wouldn't image it as "open fire". Unless she used that vodka first as accelerator...
            Sounds like a job for the MythBusters' next viewer special.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Elok


              Sounds like a job for the MythBusters' next viewer special.
              You just know they're going to use Tory as their test subject.
              And Kari will be grinning broadly as she strikes the match.

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              • #22
                First I laughed my ass off. Then I read that they had to live together. OMFG! God bless America.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Zkribbler


                  I figured she used the vodka.
                  I don't think vodka catches fire normally.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Shrapnel12
                    And men are supposed to be the violent ones. At least we don't go chopping of their breasts or some such thing. Why do women always have to go for the genitals!?
                    Rape?
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                    • #25
                      Кто - то производил мой член!


                      (Someone put out my penis!)
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Kidicious


                        I don't think vodka catches fire normally.
                        Wrong: LINK to Firemouth on YouTube

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                        • #27
                          Damn! Texas is ****ed up!
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                          • #28
                            "Is this burning an eternal flame?"
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                            • #29
                              wow some women are so cruel
                              i wonder what he did to deserve it.

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                              • #30
                                Spoken like a true woman. "What he did to deserve it."
                                Like, well of course he deserved it.
                                Women.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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