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  • #16
    Every time I go to the Phils I cancel my phone and get a new # when I return. When I go to Safeway I punch in the # instead of using my card which would identify me. When the check girl says "Thank you Mr "******" I learn my new name, and screw up the system.

    Last time I was Mr Simpson which I really liked. Now, well I don't want to divulge my false identinty.
    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    • #17
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      b etor, I went to brunch and the bill was so many dollars...and 66 cents. Your theory worked.
      hooray

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      • #18
        i apoligize to you Slowwhand
        Order of the Fly

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        • #19
          Last I checked, i had $250 in change.

          When I bother to remember, I'll sell it to my boss for bills.

          Last time I had this much, someone broke into my house and stole it all. Good Riddance.
          Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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          • #20
            Credit cards

            I earned >$300 in cash back last year, as well as ~50,000 Citibank ThankYou points
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Zkribbler


              ...and the nickle!

              BTW: The govt no longer puts copper in pennies. Copper is too expensive. Pennies have zinc instead.
              Pennies have 2.5% copper (for the color), thank you very much

              Let's just deflate the dollar instead... pull a Mexico and say that the NEW dollar is worth 10 of the OLD dollars. That'll fix it right up

              Fewer millionaires, though. I say good riddance...
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              • #22
                I don't know why you say that, Bauzer.

                It's already weird though. I'm digging out the required coinage, keeping it in my pocket. It's working, and I have plenty of change to keep the plan in operation.
                It's just that a pocket full of change is so cumbersome.
                Try to get my keys (or lighter, because I keep them in separate pockets) out and change goes flying everywhere.
                This plan that I received, ooooh, it's a good one.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #23
                  Just mail the change to me.
                  APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by SlowwHand
                    Try to get my keys (or lighter, because I keep them in separate pockets) out and change goes flying everywhere.
                    This plan that I received, ooooh, it's a good one.
                    Try buying looser pants.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by b etor


                      carry 4 pennies, 2 dimes, and a nickel. then you'll be atleast able to always get quarters or nothing back
                      well i think so. it's always worked for me.
                      I do something similar, but I carry quarters too, as I don't want those back either.

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                      • #26
                        I like how Sloww is railing against all the Big Brother ****, sounds like a proper whiney Liberal...

                        Seems to me you're just causing your own problems because you refuse to use the solutions available to you, apart from B etor's obvious one - I can't believe you've never thought of that!

                        My addition to all this is keeping a wad of shrapnel in the car for the Severn Bridge toll so I can take ages handing over loads of coppers and other small change to the attendent as a protest that we have to pay in the first place...
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #27
                          Get used to change. It's here to stay.
                          What?

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                          • #28
                            Dude, it's a fad like any other.
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                            • #29
                              I like how Sloww is railing against all the Big Brother ****, sounds like a proper whiney Liberal...
                              Nah, that is a libertarian type conservative thing. Liberals just coopted it recently to add yet another group under their umbrella, making even less coherent.

                              Once Bush is gone, they will drop such things.
                              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                              • #30
                                Prepay cash cards. The way to go. Anonymous and coin free.
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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