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  • #46
    Originally posted by Starchild
    I've thought about selling myself for sexual purposes. That's like a job.
    Isn't there a word missing ?


    Rent yourself out as a body sugaring hair removal model.

    You're nicely hirsute.
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    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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    • #47
      Update:

      I got my results today. I got a First.

      Excuse me, I have to go get a bit drunk now.


      In the British undergraduate degree classification system, first is the highest final grade of achievement ("Honours") as an undergraduate. Equivalent to the American summa *** laude distinction.
      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
      -Richard Dawkins

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      • #48
        Congrats mate
        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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        • #49
          Well done man! First indeed!

          lol@***

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          • #50
            First Honours!!!
            Awesome, dude.
            You deserve a nice little drunk...
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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            • #51
              sveet
              Monkey!!!

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              • #52
                Be careful trumpeting your new honours...KH will have to come online and crush you under the weight of his enormous brain...
                "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                • #53
                  cngrtltns
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #54
                    Graduating felt so good. Congrats.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #55
                      WOOOT!!!

                      summa *** laude

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                      • #56
                        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                        Middle East!

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Starchild
                          Update:

                          I got my results today. I got a First.
                          Chin chin.


                          Now to get on your Krebs cycle and look for work...
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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