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You have given hat names?Originally posted by Straybow
People who ignore hat names I thoughtfully provided would be banned.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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yes. given more time to think about this, i will think of other things. like when i go to chuch in a few minutes. i will contemplate it then.Originally posted by Perfection
So it would be a reincarnation thing?Comment
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Everybody gets in. No one is left out. Even the bastards get in.In da butt.
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Well, it should be expected that everyone "gets in" to an afterlife (it usually a question of which or how). I guess the only thing about everyone geting in would be the athiests who wheren't expecting it.Originally posted by Pekka
Everybody gets in. No one is left out. Even the bastards get in.Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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Yes getting in is only half the question, it's also where do they go and what is it like.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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Shouldn't it then be only one third of the question?THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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I think it should be at least half the exepected answer (by length). I suppose, one could quiibble that I should've said half the answer, but screw those poopyheaded poopyheads.Originally posted by LordShiva
Shouldn't it then be only one third of the question?APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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I suppose they get annihilated, so as not to disappoint them.Originally posted by General Ludd
Well, it should be expected that everyone "gets in" to an afterlife (it usually a question of which or how). I guess the only thing about everyone geting in would be the athiests who wheren't expecting it.Comment
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I wouldn't be dissapointed if a God made me a super duper afterlife even though I'm an atheist.
What about the people who have no clue/idea?APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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Well, since god ovbiously is a mean bastard, it would be something like :
Molly and Ned in their nice little twoperson cubicle.
Asher with two nazi lesbians.
Aneeshm with a bunch of fundy muslims.
LordShiva in a realm wih a max limit of 30 pixels on posting pics.
Odin with a bunch of creationists.
Oerdin and Bush in a cubicle.
KH with a bunch of readers of popular science (
poly doesn't count - here he can leave if he want)
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Couldn't I just instantly and automatically reincarnate everyone into randomly chosen persona and time frames, then go shoot some pool?Comment
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Reincarnation:
That way people end up in the "afterlife" they've created.
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Originally posted by Perfection
Originally posted by Straybow
People who ignore hat names I thoughtfully provided would be banned.
You have given hat names?
Yes, in some thread months ago. "Bowler" is the only one that sticks in my mind. Although your salvation or damnation depends on it I can't be arsed to look it up.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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1. First I'd say "wow, so there IS a God."
2. Then I'd question God's motivation for putting an atheist (or former atheist at this point) in charge of the afterlife.
3. Then I'd do my best to be just.
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