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  • #16
    Originally posted by KrazyHorse


    I'm astounded that you think people were more worthy of salvation in the past.

    Kuci has a thing for cave women
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Perfection
      So you'd just make up some afterlives and have them spin a wheel?

      no, i'd be the one spinning the wheel.

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      • #18
        Well, Adam doesn't get in. Eve does. Cain's in. Abel's out...
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          seth's in!

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          • #20
            Things start to get a bit fuzzy around there. Like where the **** did everybody else come from...
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #21
              I'd subcontract it to Terry Pratchett.
              "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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              • #22
                magic!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by b etor



                  no, i'd be the one spinning the wheel.
                  So then what would be on the wheel?
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                  • #24
                    plankton. yeast. diseased bird. squid. penguin. choose your own.
                    idk what else

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                    • #25
                      So it would be a reincarnation thing?
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                      • #26
                        First i would assign everyone a base "alignment" that is factored by different combinations of "chaos" "law" "good" "evil" and "neutrality." Then i would create different "Planes of Existence" with several other "Gods" presiding over them under direct command of the One True God. Each God would be in command of a different alignment, and when somebody dies they go the the plane that matches their alignment and the presiding deity¹. Now this is further complicated by other "rival" gods that i could also allow to be conjured into existance (or even perhaps a mortal who impressed me enough). So now there are several gods to each plane, with each presiding over his own "portfolio" if you will, such as a "Chaotic Evil" plane could have gods of Destruction or a god of Pure Chaos. Within each Plane, to even FURTHER complicate matters, would be several "demiplanes" that the said gods of that particular plane could create for themselves and therefore could create their OWN alternate universe. of course inner-planer wars would be present, particularly with those of the "good" and "evil" planes, but that is a whole other story, and does not relate to the OP... thank you.
                        pieceâ„¢

                        ¹of course the planes will be filled with followers that each followed their own specific deity, ON the base plane, such as "Lawful Good."
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                        • #27
                          So your afterlife is basicly copyright infringement?
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                          • #28


                            but i took the time to EXPLAIN it...
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                            • #29
                              It was time you coulda spent better.
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                              • #30
                                meh... i wanted to post in this thread, annoy you, and focus the attention on me all in one post anyways... thanks!
                                pieceâ„¢
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