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  • #76
    High Priest for a particularly kinky fertility deity sounds fun.
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

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    • #77
      Wouldn't 'fertility' somehow involve women, though, Starchild? Or was a role as some kind of celestial fluffer what you had in mind?

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Oerdin
        My dream job is to own my own environmental consulting firm. In my industry that's where the big bucks are and best of all you can get other people to do most of the grunt work for you.
        Is this evidence that the "we're doomed" industry is in fact motivated by "big bucks" after all?

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        • #79
          For a long time I would have said physicist... but am now no longer certain.

          JM
          Jon Miller-
          I AM.CANADIAN
          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Cort Haus
            Still, it's better than wanting to be a professional sex-offender, going round molesting women.
            This attitude is one of the major reasons you would never make it, son.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #81
              One day, kid, you'll realise that being a wannabe rapist is not such a great aspiration.

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              • #82
                That's like saying that cops are kidnappers.

                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #83
                  A lame comparison, unless you are suffering delusions of a divine or legal right to commit sexual assault.

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                  • #84
                    Professional Pool or Snooker Player.
                    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    • #85
                      Cortie

                      We've already had somebody say that their dream job involved futuristic technology and space aliens, but my career choice is the one which draws your fire as requiring an external change rather than one of ability?

                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #86
                        Yeah, I guess some fantasies are sicker than others. :shrug:

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Cort Haus


                          So what gets your pulse racing then?
                          Love, adventure, exploring, creating... I don't know what that question has to do with what you quoted, however.
                          Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                          Do It Ourselves

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                          • #88
                            What sort of adventure, Ludd? (What I quoted had nothing to do with my question - it was the last post relating to yours.)

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Cort Haus
                              A lame comparison, unless you are suffering delusions of a divine or legal right to commit sexual assault.
                              what makes you think KH can't charm the blouses open?
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Cort Haus
                                What sort of adventure, Ludd? (What I quoted had nothing to do with my question - it was the last post relating to yours.)
                                *shrug* It could be anything from exploring an abandoned factory, going on a dumpster run, climbing a rockface, or playing stalking games in the woods.
                                Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                                Do It Ourselves

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