What would be your dream job?

[KrazyHorse]

I'll say it again:

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Boob inspector.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I'll say it again:


Boob inspector

Nah -- if going in that direction, be a porn producer/investor-- You get to see all the nice boobs you want and none of the gross ones.


A "boob inspector" might have to look at ugly boobs-- and YES those do exist.

Or do you plan not to work on "Senior's day"?

[KrazyHorse]

I plan to rove the streets and stop and inspect whatever boobs I feel need inspecting.

[KrazyHorse]

Also, porn boobs are often gross.

I'm not a big fan of fake titties.

[Pekka]

So you discriminate some boobs. Wow, classy..

[Straybow]

Originally posted by Flubber

Originally posted by rah
Professional Golfer.

Now you are talking!! LOts of money for little effort.

AhahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha


Little effort... that's a good one...

[Flubber]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I plan to rove the streets and stop and inspect whatever boobs I feel need inspecting.

So less a job than a sexual assault

[KrazyHorse]

I would be totally professional.

[Straybow]

Financial consultant to the disgustingly wealthy.

As opposed to my current occupation, miserably paid financial consultant and part time laborer.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Straybow

Originally posted by Flubber

Originally posted by rah
Professional Golfer.

Now you are talking!! LOts of money for little effort.

AhahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha


Little effort... that's a good one...

hey we are talking fantasy here where he just suddenly becomes a top 100 golfer-- Bypassing years or hard work and practice

The actual job of playing golf requires less physical exertion than many sports. and many many people enjoy gol so much that it would be no hardship at all to have to do it

I thought all that was pretty self-evident

[Pekka]

KH, yeah, professional sexual deviant.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I would be totally professional.

But even then-- its a frustrating job since if you see a nice set, you might feel the urge to I don't know . . . boink the lady involved. Is that part of the job too

In my porn example I guess I would have to trade out my current wife for one that would understand the "demands of my job"

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Pekka
KH, yeah, professional sexual deviant.

Whatever, sauna masturbator.

[Pekka]

At least I'm not prejudiced against boobs.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Flubber


But even then-- its a frustrating job since if you see a nice set, you might feel the urge to I don't know . . . boink the lady involved. Is that part of the job too

I would never let myself get carried away. That's part of the Boobocratic Oath.