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  • #31
    Originally posted by Pekka


    At least I'm not prejudiced against boobs.
    You like all boobs equally?
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #32
      Freelance software architect.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #33
        Originally posted by KrazyHorse


        You like all boobs equally?
        equal boobertunity!
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Asher
          Freelance software architect.
          Hmmm...add "architect" to my list...and change my name to Art Vandelay.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
            I would be totally professional.
            Yeah, but after checking boobs 7 hours a day, you might not want to see any more boobs when you get home, and that could put you in serious trouble.
            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

            Steven Weinberg

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            • #36
              KH, No, I guess I like some boobs better than others, but they are still equal in my eyes.

              There were two bulls and they saw a field filled with boobs. Son said to dad, "Let's run down there and grab one of them". Dad said, "No son. Let's walk down there and grab all the boobs". "Even the saggy ones?", asked son? Dad answered positively. "But what about the deformed ones?", son continued. "Yes, even the deformed ones", said dad.

              Bulls Bulls don't hate anyone, except indians.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #37
                Not want to see more boobs? Surely you jest.

                Make it "your wife's boobs might not measure up" and you may have a point...

                -Arrian
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by BlackCat
                  Yeah, but after checking boobs 7 hours a day, you might not want to see any more boobs when you get home, and that could put you in serious trouble.
                  That reminds me of a "bit" done by a comedienne. A gynecologist comes home to find his beautiful wife waiting for him in a short negligee. His reaction: "If I see one more of those damn things today..!"

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                  • #39
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #40
                      Someone could totally ruin this thread by posting that manboobs picture and asking KH if he'd like to inspect them
                      Last edited by LordShiva; May 16, 2007, 14:52.
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        KH, No, I guess I like some boobs better than others, but they are still equal in my eyes.

                        There were two bulls and they saw a field filled with boobs. Son said to dad, "Let's run down there and grab one of them". Dad said, "No son. Let's walk down there and grab all the boobs". "Even the saggy ones?", asked son? Dad answered positively. "But what about the deformed ones?", son continued. "Yes, even the deformed ones", said dad.

                        Bulls Bulls don't hate anyone, except indians.
                        This is the best Pekka post ever.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #42
                          I like you KH. In a heterosexual way.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by LordShiva
                            Someone could totally ruin this thread by posting that manboobs picture and asking KH if he's like to inspect them
                            Surely no one here is THAT evil?!



                            -Arrian
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                            • #44
                              Hmmm krazy that "boob job' strikes me as too much stress and aggravation to me

                              Imagine being the porn guy-- "Can you show me again that ( insert pretty much any sex act)? The actor is gone home so just show it on me. I think we can use you in one of the 5 films we are shooting tomorrow"
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • #45
                                My dream job is to own my own environmental consulting firm. In my industry that's where the big bucks are and best of all you can get other people to do most of the grunt work for you.
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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