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  • #16
    Oh, dirty, naughty, wicked, evil Zoot!
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #17
      Blah

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      • #18
        Soo..... I guess he's in Heaven now... right?

        Revelations
        4:1 After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.

        4:2 And immediately I was in the spirit: and, behold, a throne was set in heaven, and one sat on the throne.

        ....

        4:8 And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, LORD God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.


        You think he'll find that "holy holy holy" chant day an night for all eternity a tad bit annoying after a while?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by MightyTiny
          You think he'll find that "holy holy holy" chant day an night for all eternity a tad bit annoying after a while?
          I'd be surprised if it didn't set his ears aflame.

          I won't celebrate a death when a permanent relocation to an abandoned island with no media connectivity and hungry cannibal tribes would have had the same effect...but, oh well, at least he won't be spreading his special brand of hate any more.
          "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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          • #20
            you people have no shame! no respect! no dignity! no value for this mans life! you have no... erm...

            dammit, ive run out of "no's."

            carry on then...
            piece
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #21
              73. Not a bad run.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #22
                Hmm. I won't say "I'm glad he's dead," as it would be better had he learned to be even vaguely Christlike before he kicked the bucket, but it is good that his nonsense is cut off.
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                • #23
                  Uhh....not really.

                  73 is pretty young to go. Unless you're an overweight blowhard. Then I suppose it's about average.
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
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                  • #24
                    73 is about what I can expect from my family history. Maybe a little less.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Tiamat

                      Maybe God smote him
                      A bit late.
                      I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Tiamat


                        Um... your supposed to be a Christian you freek. So where is the God who will forgive anything you do once you accept him.

                        People like him are why I went away from Church. You can't have it both ways. Maybe God smote him
                        Wouldn't you expect God to have done so earlier then?


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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                            Uhh....not really.

                            73 is pretty young to go. Unless you're an overweight blowhard. Then I suppose it's about average.
                            how long do fit blowhards expect to live?
                            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                            • #29
                              74.

                              Guess you've only got a couple more years then...
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Tiamat
                                Um... your supposed to be a Christian you freek. So where is the God who will forgive anything you do once you accept him.
                                Isn't the point that they don't accept him? I thought it was that God will fogive anything once you accept him, but until then his vengence is as great as his love?

                                If you believe that God punishes the wicked and rewards the righteous, then Falwell's view makes some sense. Unless you account for the US being far more Christian than most countries and still being the subject of attacks.
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                                But he would think of something

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