Jerry Falwell Dead

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


Yep, sure is, and I don't know how many times I referred to the fact that I live in Falwell's town. It's nice to know that people pay attention.

I've been receiving calls from people asking for Valiums all afternoon long. I swear, some people, any excuse what so ever.

You should be impressed I remembered that you live in Lynchburg.

Looked at a certain way, it means I think you're more important than Falwell.

[Provost Harrison]

Death should be a celebration. Especially Falwell's

[Dry]

Jerry Falwell's God

[Zkribbler]

Is he really dead, or are we subsuming his intolerance into ourselves?

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Why would they want a depressive agent if they were claiming to be depressed?

They gots a bad case of the "nerves". They feel like their skin is on fire. They feel like a cat on a hot tin roof. Nothing like a benzodiazepine to smoooooth out the rough edges of life.
Maybe they need to sober up for a day or to, you know, out of respect.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


You should be impressed I remembered that you live in Lynchburg.

Looked at a certain way, it means I think you're more important than Falwell.

You're Canadian right?

[KrazyHorse]

Yes, but I live closer to you than most Americans do.

[Apocalypse]

Blah, you are from Lynchburg? I've been there a dozen or so times in the past year.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Yes, but I live closer to you than most Americans do.

I've had my BO problem under control for awhile. Not that you'd likely notice where you live.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Apocalypse
Blah, you are from Lynchburg? I've been there a dozen or so times in the past year.

Prayer meetings?

[Elok]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Your quotation of Ming overlooks the line: "People should show a little respect for the dead and tone down their glee."

Er, that's not going to happen. Not for Falwell. Nobody I know (here or elsewhere) respected him when he was alive, why should they respect him now that he's dead? I don't gloat, but I'm certainly not going to stop Wittlich and MrFun from doing the Mexican Hat Dance if they feel like it.

I find it ironic that most of the posters in this thread are spewing more hatred than even Falwell did.

Yes, but I suspect they'll stop doing it after two weeks at the most. Falwell kept it up for how many years now?

[Last Conformist]

Isn´t male life expectancy in the US ~75y?

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Isn´t male life expectancy in the US ~75y?

Yeah, but that includes a lot of deaths at younger ages.

If we start the clock when he founded the Moral Majority then he had significantly shorter than average.

[Last Conformist]

I suppose God was getting impatient about being asskissed in person.

[KrazyHorse]

Turns out God's a Sodomite and he was looking for a new bottom...