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You won't be laughing when Karl "The Mauler" Rove is done with you...
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut. -
Why not just go flirt like a bachelor?
Its always fun to know you still could, even if you dont.
Or! You could mysteriously get rid of those skates/shoes she made you buy.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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But I look good in them.
Girls love nice shoes.
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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start drinking now
after 12 or so drinks drive to a local fast food place. walk in order food. punch the worker who delivers it to you. walk out. if anyone tries to stop you punch them. drive to a church. set it on fire. rob a bank. use the money to bribe a hot nun into having sex with you as you film it/webcast it to the world. have a snack. piss in a fountain. drive to a brothel. pimp slap the first hooker you ****. come back to your house. chainsaw your couch in two. call your wife's mother and cuss her out. take a dump in a library. drive your car into your neighbors house. throw a kitten in a lake. **** an intern.
deny everything when you wife gets home.Comment
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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Renovate the entire house.
Or, this is the perfect time to set up a major prank.be freeComment
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Pranks are a real possibility. I get inordinate pleasure from scaring her enough to make her scream.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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QFTOriginally posted by Jaguar
I think you should brag on an internet forum about how smart you are.Comment
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Call Asher over.Comment
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The wife is always away for me, for I don't have a wife.
Life is good.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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Kuci, I think the two have already been there...Comment
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paint your house rainbow colors!!!!!!
go tag some buildings.
get a pet tarantula.Comment
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In which case when she gets back make her believe you've accidentally self-Bobbitted with a bread knife.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Pranks are a real possibility. I get inordinate pleasure from scaring her enough to make her scream.
Oh the joys when she rushes you to A & E and you reveal in the hospital parking lot that it's just a chipolata in shredded pig's liver in the coolbag.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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throw a party, post news of it on the internet. have hundreds of people trash your home.Comment
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Eat whatever you want, as much as you wantI need a foot massageComment
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