The wife is away...

[KrazyHorse]

Time to be bad. I have 7 days. What should I do?

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[Nostromo]

Then it has to be call girls or going out and picking up trashy women.

Unless you're all talk?

[Spiffor]

Trannies is where it's at

[Drake Tungsten]

Your wife seems cool, dude. Don't do anything she won't forgive you for.

[Pekka]

I hear strippers are cool.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Your wife seems cool, dude. Don't do anything she won't forgive you for.

All suggestions will be entertained. Some may be performed.

I'm not going to go too crazy. I just want to hear what you guys think I should do.

[Wiglaf]

kill yourself

[KrazyHorse]

There's the Wiggy I know and love.

[Jon Miller]

What have you not been doing because your SO would prefer you don't? I have freinds who would spend all their time playing video games when the SO was gone...

I guess I don't know about you and your wife's dynamics to make suggestions.

Jon Miller

[Nostromo]

Seriously, you could call your friends and have a boy's night out.

[DaShi]

Yeah, go shopping, get your nails done, and go watch a romantic comedy.

[KrazyHorse]

Are any of those code for "coke and hos"?

[Jon Miller]

Have you not been doing them because your wife prefers you don't?

Jon Miller

[Cort Haus]

If you love her don't cheat. Drugs of some description is a better option if she doesn't like them. Intensive gaming, and TV/food she doesn't like could also be on the menu.

[Provost Harrison]

Clean the house so it is immaculate for when she gets back. You know you want to be pvssywhipped