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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Yeah, and get some flowers etc for when she gets back - that way she'll think you've done something bad when you haven't really...Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Clean the house so it is immaculate for when she gets back. You know you want to be pvssywhipped
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I asked my mother, she said "Sex change"Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Originally posted by MOBIUS
Yeah, and get some flowers etc for when she gets back - that way she'll think you've done something bad when you haven't really...
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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QFT and emphasis.Originally posted by Cort Haus
If you love her don't cheat.
The contrary though is if you don't love her , go crazy and file for divorce ( no point being with someone you don't love)You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Duh. I want to hear how you think I should cheat/do other bad stuff if I was going to.Originally posted by Cort Haus
If you love her don't cheat.
You people are boring.
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Well, there's always menage-a-trois
(can't be arsed putting the accents on)Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Well go **** yourself then you obnoxious ****.Comment
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Not you, PH.Comment
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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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I didn't think you were, unless you develop Tourettes at the mere sight of written French (I know I do)Originally posted by Cort Haus
Not you, PH.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Oh in that case--- you should experiment with submissive ( bottom) gay sex to see if you like it-- Perhaps some guys can recommend a site -- Super-Hung-Rough-Guys or something?Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Duh. I want to hear how you think I should cheat/do other bad stuff if I was going to.
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Seriously though
If you have a hot girl that you always wondered "what if", make you move and invite her to your house for dinner and more-- see what developd
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Hire the most expensive do-it-all escort you can for like two days-- she must be jaw-droppingly hotYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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That's more like it.Originally posted by Flubber
Oh in that case--- you should experiment with submissive ( bottom) gay sex to see if you like it-- Perhaps some guys can recommend a site -- Super-Hung-Rough-Guys or something?
Not likely on my budget.Hire the most expensive do-it-all escort you can for like two days-- she must be jaw-droppingly hot
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Call up the DC escort service and ask for an hour-and-a-half Fristing session...The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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