Sarkozy's program :
- Solve unemployment the 'American way', by increasing carceral population.
- Privatize universities, so that students can enter the workforce with debt, thus ensuring they resent the future demonstrators who don't 'have to work'.
- Obligatory internships for all undergraduate students, to help solve 'unemployment' (internships are not protected by labor laws in France, so every student can 'work' and 'learn the world' for €150/month).
- Yelling like an hysterical mussolinian dwarf on all tribunes, so that people who have never shaked an Algerian's hand in their whole life can feel like he's tough on the ghettoes.
- Solve unemployment the 'American way', by increasing carceral population.
- Privatize universities, so that students can enter the workforce with debt, thus ensuring they resent the future demonstrators who don't 'have to work'.
- Obligatory internships for all undergraduate students, to help solve 'unemployment' (internships are not protected by labor laws in France, so every student can 'work' and 'learn the world' for €150/month).
- Yelling like an hysterical mussolinian dwarf on all tribunes, so that people who have never shaked an Algerian's hand in their whole life can feel like he's tough on the ghettoes.
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