I Just Opened My First Bottle of Guinness

[GePap]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
It says to drink it straight from the bottle. I've never had instructions on the bottle before.

Straight from the bottle??

Weird..... though I have never even been tempted to get Guiness is any bottles or cans.

[snoopy369]

I think that's just their marketing

[Peter Triggs]

I used to drink draft Guinness a lot, but perhaps it was the influence of the loquacious Irish bartender in my college.

The bottled/canned stuff is just not the same product.

[EyesOfNight]

It's stupid to buy alcohol anyway. Think of all the things you could better spend that money on. You're paying money to poison yourself for a short lived buzz that makes you feel like **** in the morning. Doesn't sound like getting my money's worth to me.

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
It's stupid to buy alcohol anyway. Think of all the things you could better spend that money on. You're paying money to poison yourself for a short lived buzz that makes you feel like **** in the morning. Doesn't sound like getting my money's worth to me.

This is retarded, I think that alchohol makes sense in moderation, but I can't stand people who seem like drinking is all they do, like grandpa troll or whoever on these boards keeps posting drunk threads.

[Asher]

Think of all the things you could better spend that money on.

porn

[GePap]

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
It's stupid to buy alcohol anyway. Think of all the things you could better spend that money on. You're paying money to poison yourself for a short lived buzz that makes you feel like **** in the morning. Doesn't sound like getting my money's worth to me.

Beer tastes good, so the reasons for buying it are the same as buying any drink other than water or milk.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Slowwhand, you are just uncivilized is all .

And yes, I've had Guiness in a can/bottle. It ain't bad. With the can, you just have to remember to pour it into a glass and with the bottle drink straight from the bottle. The can is better (ah, glorious widget), but the tap is best.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

you need a glass big enough to pour the entire thing in at once too.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
It's stupid to buy alcohol anyway. Think of all the things you could better spend that money on. You're paying money to poison yourself for a short lived buzz that makes you feel like **** in the morning. Doesn't sound like getting my money's worth to me.

present other options for physical pleasure or that increase potential for physical pleasure? Let me guess, you've never felt physical pleasure before, or at least not any kind involving another person. otherwise you'd understand and not sound so foolish.

[Combat Ingrid]

I prefer Murphy's

[Solly]

Try it ith a drop of blackcurrant to begin with..

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by SlowwHand

Who's the f**kwit who poured that?!

[Zoid]

My thought exactly, there's no head at all

Sloww, Guiness can be real good on the can or on tap. The bottle is Extra Stout I think. It's not as smooth and creamy as a proper Guinness should be. Try the Draught or go to an Irish bar

[Solly]

The Guiness pictured is Guinness original. You won't find that in many bars nowadays.

This is proper GUiness: