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  • #31
    I am not even sure whether it's legal or not in Israel.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Az
      Oh, and how about "I am only 17"

      :/

      She didn't look 17.
      "i'm 15. are you ok with that?"
      "nuh uh, you've gotta be like 18 at the youngest"
      "uhh nope. i'm 15"
      "you could have just said no"
      "but..."
      then he left.
      he was pretty hot too

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      • #33
        good for him. shows some backbone.
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #34
          b etor, quit posting our conversations online.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #35
            what ever happened to:

            "I am washing my hair"
            anti steam and proud of it

            CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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            • #36
              Strangest rejection resulted from my being clearly so irresistable that I got a girl who "doesn't usually do that" into bed after a few hours telling me how she basically didn't want to be seen as a slut, by actually dating the person she went to bed with. Thats' women for ya, and with that kind of logic she was probably doing me a favour

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              • #37
                Originally posted by LordShiva
                Though I've used the line "I'm gay" to get away from fat chicks.
                That's your true side shining through
                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #38
                  "You're charming, but in a totally asexual way." Got that one from my grade school thru high school megacrush when I finally asked her out in college.
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #39
                    "if you were interested in me, you should have held me down and raped me."
                    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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