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  • #16
    Originally posted by Doddler


    You don't approach
    Yeah, they're usually the ones who do the approaching.
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #17
      Originally posted by LordShiva


      Yeah, they're usually the ones who do the approaching.
      The joys of being chiselled
      www.my-piano.blogspot

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      • #18
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #19
          Though I've used the line "I'm gay" to get away from fat chicks.


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          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #20
            Originally posted by LordShiva
            Though I've used the line "I'm gay" to get away from fat chicks.


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            Fat chicks are all right after a few beers if they have a cute face, just don't take em home
            www.my-piano.blogspot

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            • #21
              "You don't go to church, and you don't drink."

              Both true, mind you, but in combination they seem odd.
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Doddler
                just don't take em home
                Them why waste time talking to them?
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #23
                  Better than mumbling incoherently to yourself
                  www.my-piano.blogspot

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                  • #24
                    Re: "...I am dating girls now..."

                    Originally posted by Az

                    what's the strangest rejection you've got?
                    You're dating my daughter...


                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Re: "...I am dating girls now..."

                      Originally posted by Spec


                      You're dating my daughter...


                      Spec.
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #26
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #27
                          "I really love you, but not that way"

                          I haven't been rejected really often
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • #28
                            Re: Re: "...I am dating girls now..."

                            Originally posted by Doddler


                            "I'm on my period"
                            i said that before. but then the guy was like 'so?'
                            i got kinda grossed out. ickkk.
                            i've said that before when i really was tho too.
                            i don't make up excuses tho, i just say no thanks.

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                            • #29
                              Oh, and how about "I am only 17"

                              :/

                              She didn't look 17.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                A friend tried to introduce me to her 17 year old friend.

                                I replied "But she's only 17"

                                The friend "Yeah, great eh?"

                                I was a little dumbfounded.
                                Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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