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  • "...I am dating girls now..."

    *BOOM* - Headshot!

    So, I am back in my hometown from Tel Aviv, and me and a friend of mine sit in this burger place ( great burgers, btw!). Then comes this girl we know ( She was at a junior class with me in the same highschool ). We knew she works as a waiter there, but when we came, it wasn't her shift. The girl always looked fine, but highschool had me preoccupied with other things, and there were also other complications ( she sort of dated my best friend for a very short time, something that ended unusually unpleasantly - but hey, that's highschool).

    But never mind that bull****. My friend is like "If you're not taking her phone no. - I will" - Then I chatted her up a bit, asked her, and then she goes:

    her: "oh, sorry, but I am interested in girls"
    me: 8-O O RLY?
    her: yeah. I've tried sex with guys, but I never enjoyed it.
    me: 8-O :suicide: *tries desperately to signal "bussiness as usual* well, that's fine by me, is quite a surprise, tho. want me to help you meet some girls - I know the right places in Tel Aviv *drops a couple of names*
    her: I am not into butch girls, though.
    me: nonono, most of the girls there are very feminine.
    her: oh, kthnx.
    me: yeah, well you take care now. :suicide:



    what's the strangest rejection you've got?
    Last edited by Az; April 21, 2007, 14:41.
    urgh.NSFW

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    Wow, that's awful.

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    • #3
      Re: "...I am dating girls now..."

      Originally posted by Az



      what's the strangest regection you've got?
      "I'm on my period"
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      • #4
        I wonder, how do a couple of lesbian Jews decide which one gets to nag the other? Do they take turns?
        1011 1100
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        • #5
          Re: Re: "...I am dating girls now..."

          Originally posted by Doddler


          "I'm on my period"
          Weeeeelll - to have her actually say that could signify some kind of interest in you - purely sexual interest that is.
          Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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          • #6
            "I don't get involved with peasants."
            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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            • #7
              "I have a boyfriend."
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #8
                Az —

                Could have saved face by telling her "great, me too !" or something.
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • #9
                  Re: Az —

                  Originally posted by Oncle Boris
                  Could have saved face by telling her "great, me too !" or something.
                  That wouldn't have saved face
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                  • #10
                    Woulda been funny
                    Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ninot
                      Woulda been funny
                      Not really.
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                      • #12
                        Sez you
                        Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                        • #13
                          Yep

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                          • #14
                            I don't get rejected.
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LordShiva
                              I don't get rejected.
                              You don't approach
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