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Originally posted by Colon™
Why didn't the crocodile swallow the hand?
Why didn't the crocodile swallow the hand?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?I love being beaten by women - Lorizael -
To get to the other side.
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Aha!
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apparently he was making a statement about animals in captivity. or just taking a poseOriginally posted by Wernazuma III
And I'd expect the crocodile to eat the arm and not carrying it around...
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I'd expect the crocodile ripped it off in one fell swoop so there wouldn't be any teeth marks except for the ones where his teeth are in the picture. And I'd expect the crocodile attacked the guy not because he was hungry, but because he felt threatened.Originally posted by Wernazuma III
I'd expect bite marks all over the hand and not a clean cut underarm. And I'd expect the crocodile to eat the arm and not carrying it around...
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It won't be so happy when it realises its only future is to become a handbag nowOriginally posted by Blake
Crocs always look so happy/content. I suppose they would be, having bulletproof skin and so many teeth.
Like check out that Croc, bit the arm off for ****s and giggles, isn't even hungry, it's all showing off it's trophy because it's just so damn cool being a Croc.
The hand actually looks pretty content too.
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So that's what happened to Thing.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Was wondering how long it would take until "Thing" made an apparence.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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To show the armadillo it could be done.Originally posted by Zoid
Why did the chicken cross the road?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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Note to self: Wait until croc is fully sedated before attempting to remove tranq.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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duly noted.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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