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    ...on Discovery HD Theatre.

    The show pwns.

    Anyone else watch it? (it doesn't count if you don't get it in HD)
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

  • #2
    I skipped it on Discovery HD Theatre because I'm going to see it shortly on Bluray/HD DVD, which looks even more stunning.
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    • #3
      Earth, the bestest planet in the galaxy.
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      • #4
        Scenes of the week:

        - Bird of Paradise mating display
        - Chimpanzee raid (but cannibalism )
        - Snow Leopard shot
        - Several-hundred-metre-high plumes of "smoke" (clouds of lake flies) rising out of Lake Malawi
        - Otters ganging up on the crocodile
        - Piranha feeding frenzy, with accompanying sound effects (snapping mouths, tearing flesh)
        - Sharks pwning seals
        - Angel Falls
        - 400,000 snow geese taking flight
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
          Earth, the bestest planet in the galaxy.
          What about Alpha Centauri? Mind Worms pwn.
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          • #6
            Alpha Centauri is a star...

            Birds of Paradise are the most divine creatures on this planet. It would be great if the entire island of New Guinea could be annexed, depopulated of humans except for aboriginals who would receive no western interference whatsoever and thus remain balanced in the ecosystem, and declared a conservation park that only scientists and bird enthusiasts could visit.
            Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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            • #7
              depopulated of humans except for aboriginals who would receive no western interference whatsoever and thus remain balanced in the ecosystem


              So you want to volunteer for the job?
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              • #8
                I heard good things about the program, although I haven't watched it yet

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bkeela
                  Alpha Centauri is a star...

                  Birds of Paradise are the most divine creatures on this planet. It would be great if the entire island of New Guinea could be annexed, depopulated of humans except for aboriginals who would receive no western interference whatsoever and thus remain balanced in the ecosystem, and declared a conservation park that only scientists and bird enthusiasts could visit.

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                  • #10
                    The BBC Natural History Unit. God's personal gift to television.
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                    • #11
                      Those lions just took down an elephant
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                        The BBC Natural History Unit. God's personal gift to television.
                        Thank the gods that the Discovery Channel brings that stuff across the pond.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guynemer


                          Thank the gods that the Discovery Channel brings that stuff across the pond.
                          And replaces the old British guy's commentary with Sigourney Weaver's
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Meh. I like Weaver a lot, but I'd rather have the original.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #15
                              They what?!! They ****ing what?!! They took off Sir David Attenborough's narration and replaced it with some actress?!

                              If that's true, it's pure vandalism.
                              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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