anyone in cleveland that thinks i'm an FBIer...

[Jon Miller]

I didn't try to.

Jon Miller

[Flubber]

Dear Penthouse

I never thought that I would have an experience worthy of writing to you but last night I did. Believe it or not it all arose through some internet chatting and ended in the most intense night of raw sex I had ever encountered.

My friends had said that she must be fake but I KNEW otherwise and so arranged a meeting. I saw her when she arrived at the hotel, a vision of lovliness accompanied by two other beauties that I knew to be her mother and sister. I daydreamed for a moment but no this isn't THAT letter.

AS we had determined, I slipped behind her in the checkout line and quickly slipped my room number into her pocket , caressing her briefly as she pressed back against me. She turned and locked eyes with me, smiling flirtatiously. I quickly returned to my room to wait for her.




*************CENSORED***************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** * prone position****************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ********************************************unexpe cted********************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ********************************************** handcuffs***************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ******* shrieks******************************************* ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ********************* fell asleep exhausted***************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** **********************

I awoke on the floor of my cell. Aching and dazed, my arrest as a sex offender and transportation to the Cleveland County Jail seemed just a blur. More vivid were the memories of how Biff and Rocko implemented their own form of sexual retribution while the guards seemingly ignored my shrieks. I only hope they stay asleep until I go to my court appearance.

[b etor]

that wasn't creepy or anything....




the HoF was awesome btw.

[Dis]

glad you enjoyed it. Though you do realize they had to have their first hit before you were even born.

[b etor]

well, yes for the most part. but they had stuff from Warped Tour there, and i've been to that.

my sister didn't like it very much cuz she only knew of a few of the bands.


oh also, there was a dude passed out in the men's restroom on the 3rd floor so security had to get him. i didn't see him tho.

[Solver]

there was a dude passed out in the men's restroom on the 3rd floor

Dis passing out at the thought of b etor

[Dis]

yeah that was me. I was so nervous I had to get drunk before going. And I passed out.

[b etor]

way to miss out on all the fun.

[Richelieu]

@ Flubber

[b etor]

we're going AGAIN tomorrow. lol LOL.
Brasa Grill Steakhouse this time. staying at the same hotel. but this time it's going to be my whole family! and then saturday we're going to the Cleveland Museum of Art and checkin out the monet exhibit.
my dad has been wanting to take us to the steakhouse since him and one of his doctor buddies went there. and he likes monet a lot so that's what i'll be doing this weekend.

[Harry Tuttle]

Originally posted by Patroklos
Is anyone here actually from Clevland?

Oddly enough, yes.

B etor, what's your dad do? Is he a doctor also?

[b etor]

yea he's a doctor. what's your dad do?

[SlowwHand]

A heart doctor? Just going by the avatar.

[Harry Tuttle]

Originally posted by b etor
yea he's a doctor. what's your dad do?

My dad's a CFO, but my mom works at the Cleveland Clinic. Just wondering if your dad is affiliated or in town for a conference.

[b etor]

Originally posted by Harry Tuttle


My dad's a CFO, but my mom works at the Cleveland Clinic. Just wondering if your dad is affiliated or in town for a conference.

oh. that was the reason we went to arizona a few weeks ago, but nope we're just going to have fun.

Originally posted by SlowwHand
A heart doctor? Just going by the avatar.

yea cuz i'd definitely make an avatar supporting my dad
he's a D.O.