Are you embarrassed by your parents?

[pchang]

its either that

or start a shotgun collection and get prison tats

[b etor]

My parents don't embarass me, for the most part anyway. I don't like my mom at all. My dad is alright.

[Donegeal]

Japher, pchang: both very good suggestions.

I already plan on embaressing my daughters, and doing so alot; but I don't think I'll need the shotguns (or the prison tats) for the second part.

When I had my first daughter, I got a book titled "How to raise a daughter."

One of the sections said "It's ok if your daughter's friends and boyfriends think you're a little unstable."

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Japher
I plan on giving my daughter a complex, I'll embaress her a lot!

I hear that misspelling in public works well

[Heresson]

My dad flirts with some women, and it is embarassing at his age.
My dad makes lame jokes, it is embarassing. Especially that "it is not written here, how much do I have to pay. Is it for free, then? No? Oh, why are You so cruel?" one

Also, he is too confident of his views and tends to discuss and comment stuff he has no idea of with deep conviction he is right. Not embarassing, but good example:
Dad: I think You're not hitting the right note
Me (after a couple of comments like this): dad! You don't know how to play piano! Let me do it!
Dad:

Dad: "but it didn't sound arabic at all
Me: "not every word has 'ayn or ghayn in it"
Dad: "try to pronounce it in a more arabic way"
Me: "I am learning arabic, I know how to do it!
Dad:

It's bad, but I feel worse when he's doing it to others

My mom doesn't cover her mouth while yawning and speaks with full mouth - it's embarassing

[Imran Siddiqui]

I am embarrassed by Heresson's parents .

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Heresson
My dad makes lame jokes, it is embarassing. Especially that "it is not written here, how much do I have to pay. Is it for free, then? No? Oh, why are You so cruel?"

I think you get your joke-making ability from your Dad

[Heresson]

You must be my long lost brother, then

[b etor]

Originally posted by Heresson
My mom doesn't cover her mouth while yawning and speaks with full mouth - it's embarassing

My mom does that as well. And frequently chomps on ice. UGHHHHHHHHH. More annoying than embarassing.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Heresson

You must be my long lost brother, then

That means you have to stop hitting on me

[Heresson]

au contraire

[b etor]

[Japher]

my daughter chomps on ice! I hate that!

to get back at her I spell her name Joseeeee... in pubic!

[Dis]

pubic?

I hope for legal reasons you meant public.

[Japher]

just practicing on embarresssessing her early