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  • #76
    Originally posted by DinoDoc
    You should mail it back to the owner with a nice note and some candy.
    Not my style. I just smeared its remains on the front door...
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #77
      (seriously though, I did, lucky bastard went down the middle and survived - I was doing 50mph so if it got hit by a wheel it would've been au revoir)
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #78
        I guess you gave that p.ussy a close shave...
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #79
          I went back to the A20 and walked up and down to see if I could see some pvssy but it got away
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #80
            There's plenty of pvssy hangs out here at a place called the Magic Roundabout - but you have to pay to stroke it...
            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            • #81
              what yall think yer hard? hahahahahahahaha

              im drunk as hell and wit a story to tell...

              PLAYA!!!

              be nice to animals!
              Order of the Fly

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              • #82
                I am sure 'with' is spelt with an 'h'
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                  I am sure 'with' is spelt with an 'h'
                  Order of the Fly

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                  • #84
                    I am sure your story is not as good as mine about running over a cat
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      I am sure your story is not as good as mine about running over a cat
                      have you no conscience? no soul? no PITY?

                      come on man! be realistic... be humane... be... erm...

                      aww screw it... have fun
                      Order of the Fly

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                        Uh, if you have serious issues you need to share with your cat, then... you should at least consider consulting a professional... ...cat.
                        Yeah, and there's a difference between that and not having anyone else to talk to.

                        The "living with grandmother" threw up a red flag to me. Who has not had a pet, felt depressed one day, and just spoke out loud "to the pet"? The reason why she "spoke" to the dog was because it was her friend and companion.

                        Jesus the Jew, this isn't rocket science.
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                        • #87
                          Look, confiding secrets to her cat is .... a bit odd, but I can understand that.

                          Feeling the need to mention you're talking to animals to national news outlets, about how her cat knew all her secrets is very odd.

                          Of course I do strange stuff. Never would I feel the need to mention them to a newspaper.

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                          • #88
                            Personally I think the cat was probably just thinking 'that human is making noises at me' and isn't remotely aware of her inner world of intrigue. Of course it kept the secret. So would an egg or a concrete bollard by the same token.
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                              Look, confiding secrets to her cat is .... a bit odd, but I can understand that.

                              Feeling the need to mention you're talking to animals to national news outlets, about how her cat knew all her secrets is very odd.

                              Of course I do strange stuff. Never would I feel the need to mention them to a newspaper.
                              It's screwy to talk about it to the media, but given what just happened to her I can understand why her emotional state might be a bit off right now...wait, why are you talking about cats? It was a dog.
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