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  • Goddamn Indians are ruining American Idol!

    Isn't it enough for you people to steal our jobs? Now you have to infilitrate our country and sabotage the world's most popular TV show? Seriously, go back home if you can't behave yourselves; the fact that Sanjaya is in the finals is a slap in the face for all true Americans. You've got one week to shape up or we'll be forced to find some other minority to operate our Slurpee machines...
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

  • #2
    That kid is getting a billion votes a week.
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    • #3
      I don't understand how it's possible; there aren't that many Indians in America, after all. Is every telemarketer in India working for an American company allowed to vote or something?
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      ASHER FOR CEO!!
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      • #4
        Goddamn Indians! Arways break down my sheetty wall!
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          This is no time for jokes. India's about to be embroiled in its second reality-tv based international incident this year, only this time you guys are the *******s. We had your back during the whole Shilpa Shetty dustup and this is how you pay us back?
          Last edited by Drake Tungsten; March 9, 2007, 10:37.
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • #6
            Through the advances of modern technology (VOIP), even Indians in India can have US phone numbers.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #7
              Great...
              KH FOR OWNER!
              ASHER FOR CEO!!
              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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              • #8
                I use VOIP.
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                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  You can't ruin something that already sucks. Just like truth can't be libel. Sorry, but this Indian you're talking about will have the same opportunity as all the others to become a half-baked celebrity who takes a half-dozen endorsement deals, runs the late-night talk show gauntlet and then disappears, resurfacing once every two years afterwards to spew out a terrible album like a whale venting spent air and seawater.
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                  • #10
                    world's most popular TV show? ickk.

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                    • #11
                      How exactly do you ruin crap?

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #12
                        Irony, given America ruined the original Pop Idol.
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #13
                          I YouTubed this guy. He ****ing sucks.
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            We know.
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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