Goddamn Indians are ruining American Idol!

[Drake Tungsten]

Isn't it enough for you people to steal our jobs? Now you have to infilitrate our country and sabotage the world's most popular TV show? Seriously, go back home if you can't behave yourselves; the fact that Sanjaya is in the finals is a slap in the face for all true Americans. You've got one week to shape up or we'll be forced to find some other minority to operate our Slurpee machines...

[Ninot]

That kid is getting a billion votes a week.

[Drake Tungsten]

I don't understand how it's possible; there aren't that many Indians in America, after all. Is every telemarketer in India working for an American company allowed to vote or something?

[LordShiva]

Goddamn Indians! Arways break down my sheetty wall!

[Drake Tungsten]

This is no time for jokes. India's about to be embroiled in its second reality-tv based international incident this year, only this time you guys are the *******s. We had your back during the whole Shilpa Shetty dustup and this is how you pay us back?

[DanS]

Through the advances of modern technology (VOIP), even Indians in India can have US phone numbers.

[Drake Tungsten]

Great...

[SlowwHand]

I use VOIP.

[Elok]

You can't ruin something that already sucks. Just like truth can't be libel. Sorry, but this Indian you're talking about will have the same opportunity as all the others to become a half-baked celebrity who takes a half-dozen endorsement deals, runs the late-night talk show gauntlet and then disappears, resurfacing once every two years afterwards to spew out a terrible album like a whale venting spent air and seawater.

[b etor]

world's most popular TV show? ickk.

[Tuberski]

How exactly do you ruin crap?

ACK!

[Dauphin]

Irony, given America ruined the original Pop Idol.

[LordShiva]

I YouTubed this guy. He ****ing sucks.

[Drake Tungsten]

We know.

[b etor]