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  • #16
    Unless honouring someone in the Netherlands entails pwning them, I think not.
    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Tacc
      I doubt that the forum really cares what you have to say
      Well, when you've been here as long as I have, you'll understand how these things work.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #18
        Were you to disappear from the forum tomorrow, the content of Apolyton would not radically differ (except perhaps in a slight increase in general posting quality)
        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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        • #19
          Why the hostility? We're all friends here.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #20
            The only friendship I have with the citizens of Apolyton is that which I have toward the citizens of Eventis.
            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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            • #21
              WTF is Eventis?
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #22

                I invite you to partake of the spam, and to witness my pwnage of Ben Kenobi in the Cafe (note: registered members only)
                Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                • #23
                  I suppose I could translate but I'm not a Dutchman.
                  DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                  • #24
                    It says: Page Not Found
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Colon™
                      I suppose I could translate but I'm not a Dutchman.
                      I already know the lyrics. I want to know why they are there.
                      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                      • #26
                        No you don't, otherwise you'd know why.
                        DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by DaShi
                          It says: Page Not Found
                          lies
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Colon™
                            No you don't, otherwise you'd know why.
                            It says "I have always honoured the King of Spain", yes?
                            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                            • #29
                              And do know what the rest says? If so, you have trouble connecting the dots.
                              DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                              • #30
                                Kun lil-ilahi nasiran, wa-ankir al-manakira
                                Wa-kun maca l-haqqi l-ladhi yarda-hu minka da’ira
                                Wa-la ta cuddu nafi ca siwa-hu aw da’ira
                                Wa-sluk sabila l-mustafa wa-mutt calayhi sa’ira
                                Fa-ma kafa awwalana a-laysa yakfi l-akhira
                                Wa-kun li-qawmin ahdathu fi amrihi muhajira
                                Qad mawwahu bi-shibhin wa- ctadhiru ma cadhira,
                                Wa-za camu maza cima wa-sawwadu dafatira,
                                Wa-htanaku ahla l-fala, wa-htanaku l-hawadira
                                Wa-awrathat akabira bid catuha asaghira
                                Wa-in da ca mujadilun fi-amri-him ila mira
                                Fa-la tumari fihim illa mira’a zahira


                                English Translation

                                Be a helper for God, and censure what is forbidden,
                                And turn with the law which, which He wants you to follow,
                                Hold no one to be useful or harmful, except for Him,
                                And walk the path of the chosen one, and die while you are on it!
                                For what was sufficient for the first of us, is sufficient for the last one, too.
                                And leave those people who do evil things with respect to God.
                                They misrepresented him by making him similar, and made all kinds of excuses.
                                They made bold claims, and blackened notebooks.
                                They let the nomads and the sedentary people, both make bitter experiences,
                                And the great sins of their [doctrinal] innovations bequeathed small.
                                And just in case a disputant, calls you to dispute about their claims,
                                Do not, then, dispute on them, except by way of an external dispute.
                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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