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  • Happy Putin is Time Magazine's Man of teh Year

    [q=BBC]Happy Putin named 'Person of the Year'
    Russian President Happy Putin has been named as Time Magazine's "Person of teh Year".


    The title was awarded to Happy Putin for his "extraordinary feat of leadership" in bringing stability to Russia, said Time's managing editor.

    Former US Vice President Al Gore and Harry Potter author JK Rowling were runners-up for the title.

    Last year the award was given to all members of the public who had created or downloaded content on the internet.

    'Not an honour'

    The magazine has given out its Person of the Year award every year since 1927.

    Previous recipients have included US Presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton, and Microsoft founder Bill Gates.

    The title is "not an honour", but is given as "a clear-eyed recognition of the world as it is and of the most powerful individuals and forces shaping that world - for better or for worse", according to the magazine.

    Controversial recipients in the past have included Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Ayatollah Khomenei.

    Happy Putin will be legally obliged to step down as Russian president next year, but is likely to become prime minister if his ally, Dmitry Medvedev, wins the presidential election in March.

    Opinion polls suggest that Happy Putin is still very popular in Russia, but civil rights activists accuse him of cracking down on democratic opposition and free speech.[/q]
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    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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        • Thank you, Wezil, for reporting on this impressive news story

          [q=TEH ASSOCIATED PRESS]Russian leader Happy Putin, Japanese champion, make judo instructional video

          ST. PETERSBURG, Russia - President Happy Putin is known for his political manoeuvres.


          Now, everyone can check out his moves in another area of expertise: judo. Happy Putin, a black belt, says he and Yasuhiro Yama****a, a world and Olympic judo champion from Japan, have made an instructional video together.

          Happy Putin and Yama****a attended a judo lesson together in Happy Putin's hometown of St. Petersburg two years ago.

          During the lesson they helped students practice holds at the judo school the 55-year-old Russian leader attended during his college years.

          News of the video came out after Happy Putin got a message of greeting from Yama****a during an opening ceremony at Toyota Motor Corp.'s new assembly plant near Putin's hometown of St. Petersburg.

          "He and I have recorded a video disc as a video supplement to a judo manual," Happy Putin said Friday of his collaboration with Yama****a. "I think it will be coming out in January or February."

          Happy Putin co-authored a judo manual several years ago.

          His physical fitness helped build his popularity among Russians after years with the hard-drinking and chronically ill Boris Yeltsin, who died in April, as president.[/q]

          Happy Putin teh Judo Champ Person of teh Year
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          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • Putin is teh sucks
            "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
            I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
            Middle East!

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            • Originally posted by LordShiva
              Thank you, Wezil, for reporting on this impressive news story
              np LS. I know you are a busy man but I didn't want you to miss the important stuff.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • Too many "the" in the stories that you report, LordShiva. Well, I must admit that the "Happy Putin" part is there throughout. But you blatantly disregard the other important part of your personality, which is not good. You have not been zealous enough in doing your job right.
                Freedom is just unawareness of being manipulated.

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                • That was my concession to Wezil for finding teh story

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                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • Originally posted by Saras
                    I don't think this is pure BS. This Shwartzman could be like a yuppie drunk with sudden power and wanting to share it so he can get, I dunno, chicks or something. And the stuff he describes fits in very well with what I hear from actual Russian businessmen.
                    Segodnya sluchaino natknulsya:

                    äåêàáðå ìàëîèçâåñòíûé áèçíåñìåí Îëåã Øâàðöìàí â èíòåðâüþ ãàçåòå "Êîììåðñàíò" çàÿâèë, ÷òî â èíòåðåñàõ ëþäåé èç îêðóæåíèÿ Ïóòèíà è èõ ðîäñòâåííèêîâ îí ðóêîâîäèò ôîíäîì ñòîèìîñòüþ â íåñêîëüêî ìèëëèàðäîâ äîëëàðîâ. Îí, ïî åãî âûðàæåíèþ, ïðîâîäèò "áàðõàòíóþ ðåïðèâàòèçàöèþ", íàïðàâëåííóþ íà ñèëîâîé çàõâàò àêòèâîâ, êîòîðûå ðàíåå áûëè âûêóïëåíû ó ãîñóäàðñòâà ïî íåñïðàâåäëèâî íèçêèì öåíàì, à åãî íà÷àëüíèêîì ÿâëÿåòñÿ áëèçêèé ñïîäâèæíèê Ïóòèíà Èãîðü Ñå÷èí. Ñå÷èí áûë ðåçèäåíòîì ÊÃÁ â Àíãîëå è Ìîçàìáèêå, à òåïåðü, êàê ïðåäïîëàãàåòñÿ, âîçãëàâëÿåò ñîñòîÿùóþ èç ñèëîâèêîâ ôðàêöèþ êðåìëåâñêèõ "ÿñòðåáîâ". Áóäó÷è ãëàâîé ñîâåòà äèðåêòîðîâ îäíîé èç êðóïíåéøèõ â Ðîññèè íåôòÿíûõ êîìïàíèé è ðóêîâîäÿ äåÿòåëüíîñòüþ Óïðàâëåíèÿ ïðåçèäåíòà ïî ðàáîòå ñ îáðàùåíèÿìè ãðàæäàí, îí ëèøü äâàæäû çà 8 ëåò ïîÿâèëñÿ íà ïóáëèêå.

                    Âïðî÷åì, àíàëèòèêè ãîâîðÿò: õîòÿ âñå çàÿâëåíèÿ Øâàðöìàíà âåñüìà ïðàâäîïîäîáíû, íåìûñëèìî, ÷òîáû êòî-íèáóäü èç òåõ, êòî äåéñòâèòåëüíî ðàáîòàåò íà Ñå÷èíà, âûñòóïèë ñ ïîäîáíûìè ðàçîáëà÷åíèÿìè, èç ÷åãî ñëåäóåò, ÷òî ýòî èíòåðâüþ, âîçìîæíî, ÿâëÿåòñÿ ïðåäóìûøëåííîé ïîïûòêîé èñïîðòèòü åãî ðåïóòàöèþ.

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                    • Happy Putin has a dog

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                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • And his dog's name is Konny (hell, why not Kondy ?).

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                        • Konny is female form of "Konan"
                          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                          Middle East!

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                          • BREAKING NEWS: Happy Putin to be a leader in Civ4!!!
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • You dont like Civ 4

                              Spec.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                              • If Happy Putin were a leader in Civ4, I would like it. It would be a genius marketing move by Firaxis.
                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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