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    Something funny just happened. I regret that I turned the sales call down too fast, I would have loved to have a chat with some manager there first.

    So.. selling magazines on the phone, well, I have no problem with the people who make the calls, after all, they need the money and they would be doing something else if they could at that moment in their lives and everyone is usually so rude to them, I'd rather be pleasant and just turn them down politely. I don't like to play with them, they're just doing their job you know? I don't want to waste their time either by letting them give me a 5 minute pitch and then turning it down. You know, I'm not going to buy so I'll release your time to make those calls to someone else, so they can do their job.

    But this time, I got a 'congrats call'. I hate those. You know, just tell me what you're selling. Don't congratulate me, I haven't won anything. But this time it was, "congrats, you have been a great customer to xxxxxx for a long time, a valuable customer, and we'd like to congratulate you and thank you."

    I was like damn, that's nice. I can't recall this company but,... thanks, that cheered me up a bit. I was thinking maybe this isn't a sales pitch, maybe this is some campagn to thank the customers or something. Give a nice handshake to long time customers.

    But then it continued, "We have got gifts for you, and to all of our long time valued customers.". NICE! Gifts? That's how they always sell but you know, I thought maybe I was the customer of this company. BUt I couldn't recall the company.. I was trying to remember what they even produce.

    So it turned out to be a magazine company, that owns like a million magazines. The only problem is, I haven't been ordering a single magazine for years now. At one point, I had this one magazine subscribed, but it was a long time ago and I'm SURE it wasn't owned by this company, because it was a small, small magazine made by some true weirdoes (I loved them).

    So I ask, "Excuse me who you were with again? OK. Listen, I'm not a subscriber right now, and I know for a fact I have never ordered anything from your company, so how am I a long time valued customer?"

    The dude went silent. I knew what was up. But I couldn't blame that guy, he was just doing his job, with very low salary and that pay came from the magazines he was able to sell so.. I didn't burst into anger from hell to him. I should have said to, "let me talk to your manager", I regret that I didn't. Because THAT DUDE would have gotten some questions from me.


    So. I know how it works. They had bought a list of numbers, addresses etc, from another company that sells them. Unfortunaltey I have never ever agreed to 'release my info to 3rd parties' and I am strict and careful when it comes to these things. It is quite obvious my information has been sold regardless. I'd like to know who it was, I'd sue the **** out of them. And I would prolly mess with their networks. And I'd prolly destroy their customer DB.

    Anyway, so I was pissed off. It's not like you can trust entities to respect your information. They even had updated information on me, the kind of info that is not on public registers, so I know they got it from another company that promised to not release it, or better yet, sell it.

    Sometimes I think these mother****ers are twisting the agreement, as in 'we didn't give it to a 3rd party, since this company is actually our subcontractor, so it's not a 3rd party', and once that party gets the info, well, they aren't binded to the agreement so they'll just sell it forward.

    I will bash heads, I will do violence, I will do damage when I get to know who sold my information.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

  • #2
    NO one reads any of your crap, go blow a load somewhere else you are the over sexualized porn star and i want none of it

    ITS SO GOD DAMN FRUSTRATING TRYING TO LISTEN TO YOU

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    • #3
      Wiglaf, then don't read. Don't mind me, ignore me. Go.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        I won this day. After 1PM, I decided to go and eat a pizza with my friends, and then we kind of... went to a pub and got a bit wasted. I'm still buzzing a bit, so this day was pretty good.

        I think I'll open that bottle of vodka and start drinking, it's 4PM already so... it's not like the day is getting any younger.

        LET'S GET WASTED! UAAUAAUAUAUAUAUUAUAU MURDER DEATH KIL!½
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wiglaf
          NO one reads any of your crap, go blow a load somewhere else you are the over sexualized porn star and i want none of it

          ITS SO GOD DAMN FRUSTRATING TRYING TO LISTEN TO YOU
          F**k off and die, arsehole...I'd rather take the effort to read Pekka's posts than listen to your innane crap.
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            The last such call I got I got complimented on my credit rating...and then they tried to sell me a mobile phone I tried to point out I still had 14 months to run on my current contract *if* I was interested anyway, but that still didn't stop them and the sell begun. So it was "Sorry, goodbye!" and hung up. They are so pushy nowadays.

            And how dare they expect me to deal with some f**king answerphone dialling me up...how dare they! If they want my custom (which they will not get through an unsolicited call anyway), they can take the damn effort to ring me up in person! I've always been of the opinion that these calls should be illegal.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              Pekka

              Wiggy

              PH
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #9
                  Oh, I thought it would be me who'd get the backlash - as per f**king usual
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    PH is GOD!

                    OK, I really, I feel horny. I think I'll go back to a bar, well more like pub, the good bars aren't open yet. Maybe I'll find some nice pretty little thing, wanting to be handled by my drunken sexual superforce.

                    Wish me luck, adios.
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #11
                      Hit it hard Pekka
                      The Wizard of AAHZ

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        PH is GOD!

                        OK, I really, I feel horny.
                        Here's your chance, PH!!!!
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          TMFI!
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by LordShiva


                            Here's your chance, PH!!!!
                            As I have said a few times, I may give you an update on my life at some point soon
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              IF you want to know in the future who's finking you out, whenever you subscribe or join a club or something similar, change your middle name or use a different initial. Keep track in a file somewhere. Then when a third party calls, or you get a mail solicitation, you'll know where it originated and you can call and really give them abuse, and if they've got a privacy policy against it, you can even threaten legal action.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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