Saparmurat Niyazov dies at 66; Niyazovistan ceases to exist...

[Will9]

I once saw something on the Daily Show about this dead guy, awile back. They said he requires all people in his to read his book, and you get guarented place in heaven if you read three times. Also, in the capital there in a giant audio book that reads to people.

Ignore the guy in the picture, it was the only I could find. BTW, the book actually opens.

[Heresson]

I wish I was a leader of local communist party in distant soviet republic when Soviet Union was falling down...