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My girl friend just dumped me tonight... 
Top ten reasons (according to her, of course…
):
1- I work too hard, and I never have time to her or to go out.
2- I worry too much about my children (I have two, from my third marriage).
3- I don’t know how to have fun, I don’t know how to enjoy a day off or a holyday…
4- I don’t have enough money & time to be happy. Well, she’s right about that. In fact, I *am* broken.
5- I can’t share, and I can’t give myself. I don’t know what that means.
6- I don’t give her enough support.
7- I play CIV too much. How someone can play civ too much?
8- I’m a jerk and a hopeless bastard who says everything is her fault (I never said that, I swear!
)
9- I just wanted sex (this isn’t true, I just… Well, I just wanted sex sometimes… Ok, many times, but it's normal. Not *all* the time. Just a reasonable amount of the time we spent together… )
10- I’m a nerd and spend too much time with my computers. This is true, I admit…
I know, this may sound sexist, but it’s not. I’m really concerned about that (not to mention the sadness – women are very difficult to deal with, but I just can’t live without a woman, without that warm sensation… ), ‘cause all my ex-wives said similar things about me.
I know, relationships are hard, with women or men, straight or not, it really doesn’t matter.
Oscar Niemayer, 99 (really!) years old, the famous Brazilian architect, just got married two weeks ago... And he said: Life is like this: A woman by your side... And the rest.
I may be the problem, I think…
Top ten reasons (according to her, of course…
): 1- I work too hard, and I never have time to her or to go out.
2- I worry too much about my children (I have two, from my third marriage).
3- I don’t know how to have fun, I don’t know how to enjoy a day off or a holyday…
4- I don’t have enough money & time to be happy. Well, she’s right about that. In fact, I *am* broken.
5- I can’t share, and I can’t give myself. I don’t know what that means.
6- I don’t give her enough support.
7- I play CIV too much. How someone can play civ too much?
8- I’m a jerk and a hopeless bastard who says everything is her fault (I never said that, I swear!
)9- I just wanted sex (this isn’t true, I just… Well, I just wanted sex sometimes… Ok, many times, but it's normal. Not *all* the time. Just a reasonable amount of the time we spent together… )
10- I’m a nerd and spend too much time with my computers. This is true, I admit…
I know, this may sound sexist, but it’s not. I’m really concerned about that (not to mention the sadness – women are very difficult to deal with, but I just can’t live without a woman, without that warm sensation…
), ‘cause all my ex-wives said similar things about me.I know, relationships are hard, with women or men, straight or not, it really doesn’t matter.
Oscar Niemayer, 99 (really!) years old, the famous Brazilian architect, just got married two weeks ago... And he said: Life is like this: A woman by your side... And the rest.
I may be the problem, I think…
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