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    Australian MPs call for New Zealand union


    Fred Attewill and agencies
    Tuesday December 5, 2006
    Guardian Unlimited

    The two countries might be implacable enemies on the sports field, but Australia and New Zealand should merge to form a single nation, a group of Australian MPs said today.

    A cross-party committee recommended that the two countries should start by adopting a single currency and merging their legal systems, while New Zealand ministers would be given full access to Australian ministerial councils.

    The committee raised the prospect of New Zealand, Australia's smaller neighbour 1,250 miles across the Tasman Sea, returning to the fold. It was one of the seven UK colonies of Australasia, six of which united to form the Australian federation in 1901.

    However, the New Zealand prime minister, Helen Clark, today dismissed any suggestion of a union.

    The MPs' report said: "While New Zealand ultimately chose not to join the federation, it is still included in the definition of the states in the Australian constitution.

    "This historical context forms a backdrop to the closeness and breadth of the relationship between Australia and New Zealand today.

    "While Australia and New Zealand are, of course, two sovereign nations, it seems to the committee that the strong ties between the two countries - the economic, cultural, migration, defence, governmental, and people to people linkages - suggest that an even closer relationship, including the possibility of union, is both desirable and realistic."

    It said a more closely integrated relationship was also "suggested by the ever-shrinking globalised environment that now exists and the sense that the concept of national sovereignty is not perhaps what it once was".

    Peter Slipper, the committee chairman, said Australia should now set up a dedicated panel to look at monetary and national union. The two nations already enjoy close economic and political relations, and their citizens are able to move freely without visas.

    However, although the countries are frequently lumped together by outsiders, they retain distinctive cultures and - of course - are well known for their sporting rivalry.

    Unsurprisingly, the Australian committee did not recommend pooling resources on the rugby pitch.
    The two countries might be implacable enemies on the sports field, but Australia and New Zealand should merge to form a single nation, a group of Australian MPs said today.
    46
    Yes
    39.13%
    18
    No
    21.74%
    10
    Canada should join in as well
    32.61%
    15
    Bananas > kiwis
    6.52%
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  • #2
    I think it's quite a ridiculous thought. They could intensify even further their cooperation on all the issues mentioned, but I see no reason for the actual merger of the two countries into one.

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    • #3
      Two points of this leaped to my eyes.

      1) It appears the Kiwis have no interest whatsoever, unless for some reason they feel the need to strengthen their bargaining.

      However, the New Zealand prime minister, Helen Clark, today dismissed any suggestion of a union.
      2) What is the underlying emotion behind this comment?

      The MPs' report said: "While New Zealand ultimately chose not to join the federation, it is still included in the definition of the states in the Australian constitution."

      I voted, "No".
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Just imagine how enormous their combined sheep stock would be.
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        • #5
          Well now, that's a valid point.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            I voted yes, but I meant to say Cananda should join to. That means 2 less declarations of war on America's path to world domination.
            USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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            • #7
              Getting New Zealand to merge into Australia has as much hope as getting Canada to merge into the U.S. --Forget it; ain't gonna happen; no way.

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              • #8
                No way.
                ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                • #9
                  See?!

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                  • #10
                    I think it would be good, but New Zealanders must have a mighty fierce inferiority complex, for they absolutely baulk at the idea.

                    I want a united world with one international government ultimately. Small people with small dicks cling to patriotism because it's all they've got to feel proud about. Such losers in life depend upon sporting events to provide a vicarious sense of triumph their pathetic egos demand.
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                    • #11
                      Well, I presume deciding the flag could form an unsurmountable stumbling-block.



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                      • #12
                        Those damn Kiwi successionists. Australia should just invade and bring them back into the fold.
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                        • #13
                          Rubbish.

                          All we have to do is get rid of those silly extra stars on the Australian flag, colour the remaining ones in red and rename Australia to 'West Island'.
                          Electorally NZ remains one vote per person while Australia moves over to the one vote per state system.
                          After this is done we just have to remove the words 'mate', 'fair dinkum' and a whole ton of others from their dictionary (not that an Australian ever uses a dictionary save for propping up the barbie or somesuch) and just make sure that there are never too many Australians allowed into NZ at any one time. I'm thinking 3 at once - 1 each on the Northern, Southern and Stewart Islands but am willing to be a little flexible.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Caligastia
                            No way.
                            You have to admit that monitary union and the free movement of labor would help out both economies. Besides, Australia has lots of hot blonds where as New Zealand seems to mostly have brunetts. It's a win for everyone.
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                            • #15
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                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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