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Woman farting causes emergency landing of airliner
And I thought women didn't fart (at least not in public ). I think airliners should have some fart vents built into the seat. Something that sucks up the gasses and vents them outside the plane.
This is an idea for my next invention. The question is, do I spend time inventing this, or do I spam Poly some more?
Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.Advertisement
American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.
The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.
The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.
"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.
She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.
Striking matches just after creating a perfect stoikiometric mix of methane and air? An obvious terror attempt, using an aerosol bomb. I think security scans on airports should also include intestine content.
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Doesn't anyone feel the least bit sorry for the bomb sniffing dogs?
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Originally posted by Dis all the good ideas are already taken. I guess I'll have to find some other way to get rich.
Sue them for stealing your idea! They obviously read this thread, saw your idea, and traveled backwards in time so they could invent it before you. and while you're at it, sue them for stealing your idea of a time machine!
Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
Doesn't anyone feel the least bit sorry for the bomb sniffing dogs?
Dogs like sniffing people in the behinds
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
). I think airliners should have some fart vents built into the seat. Something that sucks up the gasses and vents them outside the plane. 
all the good ideas are already taken. I guess I'll have to find some other way to get rich.
They obviously read this thread, saw your idea, and traveled backwards in time so they could invent it before you. and while you're at it, sue them for stealing your idea of a time machine! 
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