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  • It's obvious that KrazyHorse and Diadem have all the "branes" when it comes to this thread.

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    "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

    "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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    • I nominate that for worse pun EVER!!
      Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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      • Just a little something I picked up from perusing a physics journal once
        "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

        "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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        • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
          I just gave you a taste of your own medicine. The problem is that i'm rather better at it than you.


          Don't think so, kid.

          You had to revert to the "why are you so mean" defence.

          One day you'll be able to stand on your own two feet instead of begging for mercy.
          Nice rhetorics.

          But what's up with all these endearments you are throwing in my direction? Honey? Kid? If you're a closet homosexual looking to score, just say so, allright. We'll understand. Everybody is very openminded here.

          Anyway the 'why are you so mean' defence? I like that. I guess it's a good question. I personally would have phrased it slightly differently ("why are you such an arrogant bastard"), but this will do.

          It's an interesting psychological question, and psychology has long been a hobby of mine (I have a lot of hobbies). Is it because of your childhood? Because your wife has more balls than you and you don't have a dog or kids to vent your anger on? Because your boss owns your ass every day? Until you tell us, this is all mere speculation, mere conjecture.

          Leave us in suspense no longer! Tell us: Why are you so mean?

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          • *makes a batch of popcorn
            What?

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            • Originally posted by Richelieu
              *makes a batch of popcorn
              I was just going to post something similar.

              :Popcorn:
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • Originally posted by LordShiva


                I was just going to post something similar.

                :Popcorn:
                Who is this LordShiva person anyway?

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                • Originally posted by Richelieu
                  *makes a batch of popcorn
                  It's like he enjoys the punishment I deal out.

                  Masochists take all the fun out of it.
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • @ thread. KH, your wife was right. The thread is hilarious, but you deserved the slap.

                    -Arrian
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                      It's like he enjoys the punishment I deal out.

                      Masochists take all the fun out of it.
                      Awwwww, I'm sorry.

                      * hands Krazyhorse another lollipop *

                      Here, I hope this makes you feel better...

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                      • * gets a Molson Ex from the fridge.
                        What?

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                        • /me envies Richelieu's consumption of beer at 1pm on a Monday.
                          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                          • * realizes why co-workers have been staring.
                            What?

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                            • Originally posted by Arrian
                              * Arrian envies Richelieu's consumption of beer at 1pm on a Monday.
                              /me wonders why Arrian would call that Molson swill "beer."
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                              • Molson Export is drinkable. I'm not asserting that it's the nectar of the gods, but it's not actively awful, IIRC. Not that it would be my preference, mind you.

                                -Arrian
                                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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