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  • Hockey is to major sports as Apples are to personal computers.
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    • A superior alternative that remains a niche product due to the ignorance and poverty of the masses?
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      • Correction, then: hockey is what Apple wishes it was
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        • Originally posted by -Jrabbit
          Hockey is to major sports as Apples are to personal computers.
          Apple is effeminite, boring, simple, and painful to play. It's Golf, not hockey.
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          • Originally posted by KrazyHorse

            Ming the troll.

            I like it.
            He has potential, but nobody's biting his other than another troll. He needs more subtlety.
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            • Originally posted by Asher

              Apple is effeminite...
              Apparently, anything you don't like is effiminate, Asher. You also seem to think that computers have gender-based qualities. Weird. I always thought they were machines.

              In much the same way, you seem to believe that the actions of George Bush and the midsections of offensive linemen represent the attitudes, reasoning, and humanity of 300,000,000 indivduals who live in the U.S.

              You're really just showing us your own unreasoning biases, Asher. I mean, I know you're macho, gay, smart, Canadian, and a hockey fan. But your obvious assumption -- that anything not embodying the qualities inherent in your life is somehow inferior -- indicates how high your level of insecurity really is.
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              • I don't see how you can say Apple is not effeminate, given they release floral-patterned computers.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                • Originally posted by Asher
                  I don't see how you can say Apple is not effeminate, given they release floral-patterned computers.
                  Troll.

                  Apple also released the Cube, the manliest physical PC architecture ever.

                  In any case, they're all just machines.
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                  • That's pretty effeminate, not manly.

                    Think: does it make you say "aww, how cute" or "that is one badass muthah****ah"?
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                    • Predictable.

                      They are all machines. No matter what shape the box is, what color it is, or who made it.
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                      • Originally posted by Asher

                        Apple is effeminite, boring, simple, and painful to play. It's buttsex, not hockey.

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                        • Originally posted by -Jrabbit
                          Predictable.

                          They are all machines. No matter what shape the box is, what color it is, or who made it.
                          Machines can be effeminate.

                          Eg, a hot pink Mazda Miata is effeminate, a bright red Ford Mustang is masculine.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • Originally posted by Asher
                            I don't see how you can say Apple is not effeminate, given they release floral-patterned computers.
                            They're curved and beautiful.

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                            • TCO: You're the expert on buttsex, being a Navy vet. I'll take your word for it.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • Originally posted by Asher

                                Machines can be effeminate.
                                Apparently you're more concerned with form than function.

                                Computers are computers.
                                Corporations are corporations.

                                The funny thing is, when the (one) floral-case iMac came out, it was dissed as gay, not as effeminate.
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