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  • #46
    Well, it turns out that he's just a meth head and not gay.
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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    • #47
      I have heard some say that you aren't gay unless you are taking it in the ass.

      So maybe this is just another definition thing...

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Berzerker
        I dont like the hypocrisy but ruining this guy's life went too far.
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        • #49
          Well, the asswipe finally confessed yesterday. After the better part of a week denying it he was finally caught with proof so he confessed.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #50
            Apparently he's decided that being gay sounds better than being a meth head. Fickle, fickle.
            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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            • #51
              Is drug-use even a sin? I think being a meth head may be better than being gay in the eyes of the Lord...
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              • #52
                I don't know if it's strictly listed as such in the Bible, the Bible being the only statement of values these people respect (unless it comes from a guy with too much hair gel), but excessive drunkenness certainly isn't a good thing. IIRC, Paul says, "but put off drunkenness, fornication, lechery, idle talk, and[list of various other Jerry Springer Show themes]" in one of the epistles, so I imagine going out of your head on anything--especially something addictive and correlated with crime--is probably a no-no.

                Now, I don't claim to understand how fundies think. And certainly I can't say what their overarching judgment would be, since there is some variation within the group. According to Fred Phelps, "Haggard's drug-use was only a symptom of his filthy, unGodly ***-lust which inflamed his heart with longing for thick pumping cocks and meaty shafts and...and...I'm going to go lock myself in my office for ten minutes now. I'm getting really hot. With moral indignation! Moral indignation, of course."

                EDIT: Wow, I just checked www.godhatesfags.com and it seems they haven't even bothered to comment on the case so far. Either they're not sure how to milk it or they're paralyzed by the infinite number of ways to gloat with it.
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                  Is drug-use even a sin? I think being a meth head may be better than being gay in the eyes of the Lord...
                  Well, in the eyes of the law the meth use is the greater sin of the two. maybe that's what he's thinking about.
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #54
                    Our laws could stand to be a little more in accordance with God's will...
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                    • #55
                      I'm glad you're no longer an American.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #56
                        I'm back and ready to do God's will, comrade!
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                        • #57
                          What the!?! Who let you back in????
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #58
                            He snuck over the border
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #59
                              What the!?! Who let you back in????


                              The Lord works in mysterious ways...
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                              • #60
                                Well that's just great.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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