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  • #31
    Originally posted by MRT144
    i actually got football banned from the playground after i pushed one kid into a fence. we had a fence by the field
    Surely, it would have made more sense to ban fences?
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    • #32
      I hope they ban critical thinking soon as well.
      In da butt.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Colon™


        Surely, it would have made more sense to ban fences?
        Education with fences!
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        • #34
          Originally said by Patches O'Houlihan, seven-time ADAA All Star

          But remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger,
          stronger kids for your team. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Pekka
            I hope they ban critical thinking soon as well.
            We've already done that...

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            • #36
              First Kansas...next...the rest of the world
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              • #37
                Odin, what do you mean?
                In da butt.
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                • #38
                  I got a concussion from getting bumped off the top of a slide, and it wasn't a big deal. Although I did notice they eventually got rid of that slide. It was too bad it was a cool slide.

                  We also played AIDS tag, one person started with AIDS and everybody they tag gets it and could tag new people, until there was just one person left without AIDS and everybody was chasing that one person.

                  I am guessing that wouldn't fly today either!
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Flubber
                    This principal would have had a stroke if they say our game of "red rover"- The object was to break through the linked hands of the opposing team.
                    Anyone here (from the UK, obviously) play British Bulldogs?

                    It was similar to this, except without the linked hands. The group had to run from one end of the playground to the other, and the bulldog had to stop one of them (usually by grabbing them and holding their arms, not kicking them to the floor or anything), and then these two would have to catch more until there were loads of bulldogs and only a few trying to run past them.

                    I was really good at this game, being quite fast and agile, and regularly made the last two. At that point, I'd let myself be caught so that the fastest kid in the school would be caught last and would then have to be the bulldog for the next game.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by duke o' york


                      Anyone here (from the UK, obviously) play British Bulldogs?
                      Not from Britain, but it was a fine game nonetheless.

                      My favorite game in grade school was always handball. You could always count on someone getting smacked hard in the face every time you played. And then in junior high, we'd play a full contact version. Awesome stuff.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        Odin, what do you mean?
                        Our educational system is more concerned about rote memorization for passing standardized tests then we are about critical thinking skills.

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                        • #42
                          Monkey wars. Ahhh, brings back memories. Of course we thought we made up the game. It seems like a lot of kids think alike. In all fairness there, were a lot of injuries in that and many of the other games, but it was just a part of growning up. I guess WAS is the operative world. The wussification of children continues in full force. It's a shame.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by rah
                            Monkey wars. Ahhh, brings back memories. Of course we thought we made up the game. It seems like a lot of kids think alike. .
                            Yup -- I have found that lots of different and strange variations of games we thought we invented were played by lots of others

                            Originally posted by rah
                            In all fairness there, were a lot of injuries in that and many of the other games, but it was just a part of growning up.
                            Ya and most of the injuries were minor and had no lasting impacts

                            Originally posted by rah
                            I guess WAS is the operative world. The wussification of children continues in full force. It's a shame.
                            QFT with a bit of a caveat. It doesn't have to be like that everywhere. A few nights back I was standing with a group of dads while our children (aged 2 to about 6) played. The game they were playing delighted them and did involve a football at times but mainly involved the random tackling of each other onto the lawn. The most the dads ever did was call out when one kid tried to punch or another time when someone decided kicking was fun. My son got bonked in the face once pretty good and cried a little ( he's 3) but overall had a great time. I saw nothiong wrong with it (particularly when the smaller ones teamed up to take down the biggest kid)

                            I believe that this attempt to protect children from every little "owie" is silly. Let them play. let them have fun. Let them be children and skin their knees
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                            • #44
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Flubber
                              This principal would have had a stroke if they say our game of "red rover"- The object was to break through the linked hands of the opposing team.
                              Heh, that was my wife's very first comment when I told her about this story.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Garth Vader

                                We also played AIDS tag, one person started with AIDS and everybody they tag gets it and could tag new people, until there was just one person left without AIDS and everybody was chasing that one person.
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