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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq?
Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq?
Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
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Nice. Good way to confuse the easily confused.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead -
Originally posted by SlowwHand
Nice. Good way to confuse the easily confused.
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Yeah, wake up Slowwy. That one was actually funny.Comment
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I don't get it, since Bush wasn't around. But why should that stop anyone, is the joke?
Ok, I get it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Well, since we are all sharing...
Twobrothers move to America, and decide they want to become complete Americans. They land in New York, and they make a bet with each other on who will be the most American after one year.
They meet back a year later. Brother #1 says, "I am as American as can be. This morning, I got up and watched the "Today" show, then I got in my Ford pick-up truck and drove to my job at Wal-Mart, stopping at Starbucks on the way. I had lunch at McDonald's, and later I called up my American girlfriend and took her out to a bar where we drank Coors.
Brother #2 says, "F*** you, towel-head!"Comment
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What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Re: Well, since we are all sharing...
Originally posted by Veritass
Twobrothers move to America, and decide they want to become complete Americans. They land in New York, and they make a bet with each other on who will be the most American after one year.
They meet back a year later. Brother #1 says, "I am as American as can be. This morning, I got up and watched the "Today" show, then I got in my Ford pick-up truck and drove to my job at Wal-Mart, stopping at Starbucks on the way. I had lunch at McDonald's, and later I called up my American girlfriend and took her out to a bar where we drank Coors.
Brother #2 says, "F*** you, towel-head!" 
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Re: I Hesitate To Post This Joke
Originally posted by SlowwHand
They blow up so fast, don't they?"
ROTFLOL
cant wait for workanti steam and proud of it
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
This post was long enough that I was expecting a joke.
I didn't get one.
Shame on you, BlackCat. Shame on you.
Well, you ask for it, so no comments on it being lame, and I'll make it short so you don't have to read too much.
Man goes to bar, orders three whiskeys in three glasses. Bartender wonders, but comply - customer always right. Goes on for a couple of weeks; bartender gets curious - explanation : guy has two brothers in different parts of country and they have this custom to say "hello" on distance by drinking three whiskies at a certain hour. Bartender thinks nice custom. Several months later then the guy one day only orders two whiskies. Bartender asks worried if something has happened to one of the brothers. Guy smiles and say that they both are fine, but I have stopped drinking.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Not too bad, BlackCat. You have redeemed yourself.
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