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What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq?
Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
So the old man was lying upstairs about to die, when he smelled the most wonderful smell coming from downstairs. With the last of his strength, he heaved himself out of bed, crawled down the stairs, pulled himself into the kitchen, and there on the counter was the most wonderful pie he'd ever smelled. He pulled himself up to the counter, cut himself a slice, and was just about to take a bite when his wife came in , slapped the pie from his hand, and said, "that's for the funeral."Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Ouch - saved in the last second.
My toes was really trying to reach my heels but the last one streched them out again
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
Don't know, they've never tried.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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So why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Iraq?
They're all Targets.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Oh... my... god....
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What do call a self-help group for people who talk to much?
On and on anon.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by Terra Nullius
I'm just glad you don't have Granpa's prediliction for ... attachments.
Huh?
Attached FilesHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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Hmm, I think I found a picture of chegitz guevara telling more of his jokes..
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Originally posted by Winston
Hmm, I think I found a picture of chegitz guevara telling more of his jokes..
Heck even down in the Chattahoochee Area of Florida they love Che's funnies
Attached FilesHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
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A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
Spec.Last edited by Spec; August 27, 2006, 09:43.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Yeah.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Cheesy wordplay that offends people who try too hard to be offended.
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This post was long enough that I was expecting a joke.Originally posted by BlackCat
That soldier hit by a stealth bomber should take a serius talk with his government and demand better info so he has a chance to shoot the enemy down.
People buing pizzas rarely think it's nessecary to have bomb detection equipment on them when they visit their local pizzapusher.
Terrorists doesn't need an airforce - all they need is a bunch of civilians they can kill.
I didn't get one.
Shame on you, BlackCat. Shame on you.
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How long does it take to drive from Germany to Paris?
With a tank about three hours."Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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