I Hesitate To Post This Joke

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
Bury them in pig skins, as much as I care. Then think about the moral differerence between a stealth bomber and a suicide bomber, if you can find any. Then laugh at the joke, if you still can.

If you can't figure out the difference, then I really feel sorry for you

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by BlackCat


If you can't figure out the difference, then I really feel sorry for you

I can't figure out the moral difference, and I feel sorry for the victims.

[elle]

Originally posted by BlackCat
It's fun due to the wordplay but not to the fact that people are murdered randomly by insane people.

Couldn't agree with you more BlackCat. The word play was the only part that could be considered funny or amusing. And, I didn't think it was entertaining at all.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


I can't figure out the moral difference, and I feel sorry for the victims.

Does it help if the stealth bomber kills a person that tries to kill the pilot while the suicide murderer kills people that only want to buy a pizza ?

[Elok]

Also, the stealth bomber spends millions upon millions of taxpayer dollars before getting cancelled because it can't handle a little rain. Whereas suicide bombers cancel themselves, since their signature activity is intrinsically tied to the fact that their existence, or at least their preferred way of life, is obsolete.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by BlackCat


Nah, you get me wrong - I don't point fingers a muslims or like. It's the twist at the end that makes it funny.

Commonly referred to as the punch line. It's what makes a joke a joke.

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by BlackCat


Does it help if the stealth bomber kills a person that tries to kill the pilot while the suicide murderer kills people that only want to buy a pizza ?

Does it make a difference, that the guy the stealth bomber kills doesn't have snowball's chance in hell of killing the pilot, or even seeing or hearing the plane before the smartbomb goes of by his ear?

Terrorist is a guy who has got a bomb, but doesn't have an airforce.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by BlackCat


Does it help if the stealth bomber kills a person that tries to kill the pilot while the suicide murderer kills people that only want to buy a pizza ?

How can the victim of a stealth bomber see it coming and then try to kill it?

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by SlowwHand


Commonly referred to as the punch line. It's what makes a joke a joke.

Quite agree, but why did you hesitate to post it ? Somehow I'm sure that you wouldn't hesitate to tell pretty lame jokes normally, but you did on this one. What made you hesitate on this ?

[SlowwHand]

Actually, hesitating to post anything here is not in my character, since I don't give a damn if some thin-skin gets offended that easily.

HOWEVER, I don't want to be lumped in with idiots that say all Muslims are suicide bombers.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun


Does it make a difference, that the guy the stealth bomber kills doesn't have snowball's chance in hell of killing the pilot, or even seeing or hearing the plane before the smartbomb goes of by his ear?

Terrorist is a guy who has got a bomb, but doesn't have an airforce.

That soldier hit by a stealth bomber should take a serius talk with his government and demand better info so he has a chance to shoot the enemy down.

People buing pizzas rarely think it's nessecary to have bomb detection equipment on them when they visit their local pizzapusher.

Terrorists doesn't need an airforce - all they need is a bunch of civilians they can kill.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Actually, hesitating to post anything here is not in my character, since I don't give a damn if some thin-skin gets offended that easily.

HOWEVER, I don't want to be lumped in with idiots that say all Muslims are suicide bombers.

And you think that posting that joke would do that ? Well, yes, some people probably would see you as a muslim hater due to that, but I actually consider such as idiots, and don't think that they shall be allowed to rule.

It is plain stupid to think that just because a person is muslim, then said person is also a suicide murderer - likewise it's also stupid to ignore the fact that most suicide murderers actually are muslims.

[chequita guevara]

So this guy walks into a church and is looking for a place to sit. He asks a man, "Is the seat next to you saved?" and the man says, "No, but we're praying for it."

[BlackCat]

please say that it was the worst joke that you know.

[chequita guevara]

Did you hear about the married Amish woman who had a lover on the side. She liked two Mennonite.